Undead King🕸

Number 1 Sasuke Uchiha hater

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

Throwin it back is self care

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

First day of ET’s diet and she tried to take a chomp out of my jugular I hate this fat bitch

[‏ً @itsnwts]

When Aileen Wuornos said “Ðead men don’t r@pe.” She was exactly correct.

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

engineers still can’t build a bridge like this one

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

Made country steak, fried okra and mashed potatoes from scratch tonight. Then for dessert I made apple crisp from apples I got from the orchard. I truly am tradwife maxing 😏🤚

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

Renewing your plates is a humiliation ritual

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

Hot Girl Summer is over… the Fall of Númenor has begun

[🌷 @bunnimeloz]

you will never have to take off your clothes to feel loved by me, however maybe pull up those sleeves so i can see those biceps

[𓆨 @puptrid]

"yearning" sounds too delicate to me, what i go through is much more disgusting

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

My bf now comes to pick me up too but I’m not as crazy as I was back then. I appreciate all of the men who have ever taken care of me

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

One thing my ex did right is if I was at the club and needed him he was right there no questions asked. He’d be on the phone with clients with me drunk snoring in the background after picking me up and I’ll always appreciate that

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

Back to brunette I was too powerful as a blonde

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.

[⎊ ♡ 𝑒𝒿 ♡ ⎊ @OhMyEmz]

the most powerful words an artist with balls have ever said

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

My new once-a-week bedtime dessert: slice of toasted brioche or sourdough, thick layer of homemade honey-peach whipped cream, diced peaches and a drizzle of honey and the tiniest pinch of salt.

[Rebecca More @rebeccamoreuk]

It’s got to stop.

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

My boss really said “oh you’re back from vacation and sick? Here’s a 100lb dental for you 🥰”

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

Love how immediately when I get back in the US I get sick. This country is poison

[Undead King🕸 @LaurenSheesley]

Me and him

[たいち @sawaberu]

#ドロヘドロ

[Anime Shots @anime_shots]

mood