Lauren Staten

Chicago-based writer, thinker and dreamer.

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I just got my #LadiesFreeFriday ticket!

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Told my dad it's going to rain for four days- "Why? Never tell someone with a happy light that." #JustStatenTheFacts #MidwestProblems

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"I bet there's bars in Canada where they're doing curling out back, & someone is like can I getcha another Molson, eh?" #JustStatenTheFacts

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"Olympic curling is just like bags. If you're good at bags, so what?" #JustStatenTheFacts

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"Healthcare is getting better. You might make it to 60. Maybe even 70. Keep eating those vegetables and shit." #JustStatenTheFacts

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My 1st tweets will be quotes & conversation excerpts between me (liberal/queer/vegetarian) & my dad (conservative/babyboomer/military)