Smart business by Adidas signing Sophie Cunningham. She brings skill, swagger, and serious star power. She is such a gem.
Finally, a brand investing in actual winners instead of the usual noise. This oneβs gonna pay off big. π―
βYou see, down South, we donβt deal with all that tomfoolery that yβall are dealing with over there in New York City, California, Maine, Minnesota, or any of those woke states. We donβt deal with that.
You see, around these parts, yeah, around these parts, we believe in God, guns, and butter, and in that order.
God, and His name is Jesus Christ. Letβs not be confused.
Pretty much all of us concealed carry. There will be no βentering into every household in America.β That part. Catch it.
And we love to eat, so we put butter on everything. And I mean everything. That part.
And I did not mention it, but let me be very, very clear: God, guns, butter, but also, we are very, very commonsense and patriotic.
See, unlike Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, we know what a woman is. That part.
And there will be American flags flying in everybodyβs yard, okay? So, if you have a problem with that, you may not want to move down South.
Yes, the homes are cheaper, but they look just as good as those high-priced homes yβall are paying for up North and on the East and West Coasts. That part.
Weβre comfortable classifying all the white boys in the Cajun Navy as our friends. That part.
You see, when the tornadoes and hurricanes happen, they come on through, and they donβt care what color the hand is that theyβre helping. That part.
Our men are not emasculated. At least around these parts, they ainβt.
And chivalry sure enough ainβt dead.
And last but not least, we believe in keeping our babies around here, okay?
So, I lied to your oddball over there: You will not be entering into every household in America. And all that yelling and screaming in pro-lifersβ faces around these parts doesnβt work.
You feel me? Because we hit back. That part.
God bless. Welcome to the South.β
What an awesome π n fun MLBx All Star 3 on 3 tournament games and watching one of my fave players, Philadelphia Eagles Jordan Mailata n niece Texas Volts Tiare Jennings shine n take a pix representing our Samoan culture sign was even more exciting. β€οΈ it.
Charlotte Bergmann
This is the Lady for TN-9 Congress β¦ AOC has taken the lead in trying to get her defeated β¦ we have to support her & defeat socialism !
Good morning Friends!
Happy Sunday!
Wishing you all a wonderful day! π€
We are all Americans and we must fight to save our Constitutional Republic from those who wish to harm it.πΊπΈππ½