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[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

Most of my friends have left this platform. I'm happy I found a new community on Threads. I miss my fan friends but Twitter aka X will never be what it once was in the mid 2010s. https://t.co/p64bHMyMI0

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

I feel like this needs to be explained to people in red hats.

If it's two days before the election, and I drop a ballot in the mail, and it doesn't get there until AFTER the election, I still VOTED before the election.

I still voted BEFORE all the people who voted on election day.

See, there's this thing called the "space-time continuum," and that's how it works.

And what has happened is that a really weird and stupid President lost the election in 2020 becuase there was a thing called "COVID" that sane people acknowledged should be avoided, but MAGAs wanted to get it to show how cool they were.

And that actually changed things. Before that, Republicans always did better in mail-in voting. But did you ever hear Democrats call that cheating?

No?

Becuase it's not.

Every legally cast vote should be counted. I honestly don't have the time or energy to debate that. This is what I mean when I say that the Republican Party is just diving all the way down the Rabbit Hole of Stupidity.

You even have Mike Johnson saying that it can't be proven because California is so good at stealing elections.

Imagine being elected officials, talking about elections can't be trusted.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: The boos aren’t just inside MSG, they are OUTSIDE too.

We’re getting reports that every-time Trump’s face is shown on screen New Yorkers can hear booing from residents all over the city. This is historic.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Rent.

Not housing policy. Not the abstraction. Rent. The check that goes out the first of every month before the food, before the medicine, before the gas, before the kid’s shoes. The check that disappears into an LLC that disappears into a holding company that disappears into a fund that sits on a server in Delaware and answers to no one.

A third of this country pays rent. Most of them pay more than they can afford. They are working two jobs to send money to a man they will never meet, who lives in a city they will never visit, who has decided their apartment is worth eight percent more this year than last because the algorithm said so.

That is the fix. Day one.

Cap the algorithmic price-fixing the landlord cartels have been running in plain sight. End the corporate purchase of single-family homes. Tax the institutional ownership of residential property at a rate that makes it unprofitable. Use the revenue to build. Not vouchers. Build.

You want to know why people are angry. You want to know why they will vote for anyone who promises to burn it down. Look at what they pay every month to live indoors. Look at what is left after.

Everything else can wait a week.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.

This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…

Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…

More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”

This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I was never in my life paid by a foreign government. Never. Meanwhile Jared Kushner is being paid tens and tens of millions of dollars directly from Saudi Arabia, UAE and Qatar. He has taken in over $6B into his fund all while he acts as the chief US negotiator for the war in Iran with those very same countries. If you want to know who someone is working for look WH they are being paid by. I was never paid a cent from a foreign government and when my Dad was President I did ZERO business outside painting and I never made more than $225k in a year from the sale of my paintings.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You're still screaming about the laptop because it's the only part of this story you're allowed to remember. The letter was never about a hard drive. It was about a Russian operation to smear Biden — the one Trump's OWN Treasury sanctioned weeks before the article came out, Trump's OWN FBI director flagged to Congress, and whose star "bribe" witness pleaded guilty to inventing it. You got duped by the Don. Cope.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.

You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.

If I am anything, I am prolific.

You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.

What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.

Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.

[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

He kept hitting SWITCH and the Scene SPIRALED 😆 | The improv Switch Game https://t.co/xXkojI7dUY via @YouTube

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So show me the actual incriminating information. Not some wack jobs opinion. The actual incriminating “information.” Main Justice, a Republican Special Counsel, 4 US Attorneys, the FBI, Congress and the Trump justice department in his first term had my hard drive- and not one charge related to any information on that hard drive was ever leveled at me. So I’ll wait.

[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

#comedy #music #theater #liveevents https://t.co/vw5P6fIBCM via @YouTube

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@ClockworkAnge You know what wealth bracket you’re in if you have a billion dollars? The top 0.0004% of the US. And that 0.0004% is tearing the other 99.9996% of us apart for profit.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

New character unlocked.

@HunterBiden

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Anyone bashing Hunter Biden for his past is devoid of humanity and also doesn't understand that people in recovery who have faced their demons and gotten sober are completely unfazed by this.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Hunter should go on right wing media outlets across the nation. He’s a good defender of our party and his father’s record, and — most importantly — his story of redemption resonates with people of all walks of life.

[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

@HunterBiden @Cactuscali19912 This is the best thing I've seen possibly this year

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Okay but don’t we both agree that everybody deserves a chance at building a better life for themselves and their community. You can hate me all you want man. It’s okay. I’ll still call you my neighbor and hope for the best for you and your family even if we disagree on policy stuff. I truly mean that.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@KushnerIsland Well one reason we maybe shouldn’t object to their very own private island half way around the world is that maybe they’ll just go and stay there forever.