We are being made into an absolute mockery. Part of me feels lucky to have lived to see this finally come to reality, and the other parts of me are not to be shared online. :)
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him
Y'all remember that one time they locked you in your house and pretended the hospitals were full, all the while having so much downtime they could do elaborate dances in the halls?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.