Lawrence

A true gentleman, with no girl germs.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

I feel so seen.

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

The president of Chile 🇨🇱 has a phobia of turning to the right 😂

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

I called myself a nonce in an email to my physics teacher in sixth form once for being forgetful (thinking the below), and it went around to all the teachers.

[Rachel Moiselle @RachelMoiselle]

Until today with all of the Huw Edwards discourse, I gravely misunderstood the British colloquialism ‘nonce’, which I thought was an insult akin to ‘fool’.

Frantically going through a mental Rolodex of the times I may have misused the term.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

New year's eve is such a stressful night out, trying to find the right bar to be in for the count down. Gives me auld langxiety.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

I've just mixed beer and baileys to make a new drink called beerleys, and all I can think of is how confusing this new concoction would be to order in Newcastle. There is no discernible difference between beerlays and baileys in Geordie, have a try.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

Noooo 😥😥😥 back never again for renegade master

[Friend Within @FriendWithin]

The Renegade is 10 years old on 29th July 2023 and it feels the right time to retire it from my DJ sets.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

This is me crying inside after every haircut and having to go out in public.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

My ten-pin bowling team call me The Train Driver cos I strike a lot 🥁🥁💥

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

Recently decided to give Bumble bff a try. Been messaging some dude about sports and raves n shit, and he's just given me a kiss x. Now I'm confused.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

We're doing what now in Berlin 🧐

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

In a world where you can be anything, be the guy on a scooter at a secret rave.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

@qikipedia But made in the Royal Gravy.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

Remembering the time I bought Angus, Thongs, & Perfect Snogging from HMV for £13.99.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

Just noticed I've got a load of drafted tweets saved in my notes from nights out, would you like to hear them?

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

Professional footballer 🤝 bestialityist
Spends weekend pulling calves

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

"Petriiiiil", no Cheesoid that's cheese! "Why Cheesoid exist? So lonely. Kill self with petril"

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Robot trained to 'taste' as it cooks eggs https://t.co/KyJ1yYlslP

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

Fucking get in. I can now enjoy the splendors of chocolate milk without shitting myself.

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

@Beer_and_Gravy @Tmccreight25 @ladbible That you kissing a dog lol

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

@MarcDermott @ladbible The streets will never forget Apollo flipping all those house robots, unreal scenes😄

[Lawrence @LawrenceCDuncan]

@ladbible This is taken out of context. If I remember correctly he was angry with his team (not the decision) for deciding to change the front weapon against his wishes. This is Behemoth, absolute legend of the game, show some damn respect 😅