Mark Lawrence

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Dedication

[Tim Johns @timoncheese]

Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight.
Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice.

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

Only a matter of time until Tesco is Free Entry *Clubcard Price*

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

@rebekaah Yes, it has been horrible for the last 3 years which is why I don’t do it now! Just make sure not to get bored/desperate and overpay unless it’s the perfect house that’s worth it!

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

@rebekaah Ah, I can’t help with mental aspect of it but don’t panic, there will be less buyers to compete with in winter/interest rates will mean it should get easier for you over next couple of months! 🤞🏽

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

@rebekaah Message me if you need any help!

[Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach]

My beloved, Zeltinis, told me I would have to pay £3k for him to be able to leave his oil rig to come and visit me

I therefore decided to visit him instead, but he has been very resistant to it

He’s presumably just worried for my safety, which makes me love him even more

❤️

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

American Psycho (2000)

A: One of the best thrillers of all time with a perfect cast
B: An unnecessarily misogynistic load of crap and the only blotch on Reese Witherspoons otherwise perfect career

[Eleanor Margolis @EleanorMargolis]

every time I cook with my Le Creuset

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

If this isn’t my next birthday cake i’ma be pissed

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

Buying a new build house and painting it with Farrow & Ball isn’t a personality trait. Nor should it be a an Instagram account

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

@petergould @RyanHemmings

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

This man wakes up every day and chooses violence.

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

Come on America.. just realise you’re too big and too divided and split into two countries. I’d suggest one country that functions and another that has no abortion, guns at birth and an unwavering belief that God is doing all these bits and bobs
#AbortionRightsAreHumanRights

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

@RyanHemmings Enjoy Mr H! Please get a last minute, pre Wolf Alice, Oggy’s pasty for me.

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

Having a very Kendall Roy year

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

@beamor93 Fuelling the intimate data gathering of global corporations so they can crush our freedoms > gotta close dem rings

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Liam Paynes Oscars interview but it’s Celtic folk

[Mark Lawrence @LawrenceInc]

@beamor93 Holy shit, if someone told me the theme was female serial killers I doubt I’d argue