Corey Michele

I'm a self-deprecating, poorly functioning member of the sad thing we call society... But I'm kind of funny sometimes. Loving Blink-182 is my whole personality.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

The CEO didn’t want to say the number‼️
He knows it’s vulgar embarrassingly high‼️

[Corey Michele @LaxBurch29]

I read these replies and y’all are insane… “Girls don’t take selfies in bathrooms.” Bruh. Are you new here? Yes they do. And no one is exposed or even fully identifiable in the background. Why do you want to be mad about the dumbest shit?

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Why is this disgusting male pervert allowed in women’s restrooms?

Oh … I forgot. He’s at the grooming capital of the world. Disney.

[Corey Michele @LaxBurch29]

I know planned parenthood asked when I got on birth control at 18… In theory it’s so they understand if you’re high risk for STD’s or not

[cole @juul_survivor]

Why does my new doctors office need to know my bodycount what's going on

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniuses

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

MAGA claims the left is anti-American, but the opposite is true.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Even without a proper suit, people applauded him. He is a honorable man. The Pope would have understood.

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

“I’ve never been sexually assaulted at a drag show, but I have been at church. Twice!”

[Saganism @Saganismm]

Does Neil deGrasse Tyson Believe in God?

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

This is what a patriot sounds like.

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Dark Humor

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Fuck this subhuman piece of shit. 😳👇

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Good morning Twitter

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

You have to love the internet. 💙🇺🇸

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Omg 😱 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the dog has taste.

[Corey Michele @LaxBurch29]

😂😂😂

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

Day 2

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Wow… Robin Williams in 2012 nailed it!!! 🎯🔥🔥

[Acyn @Acyn]

Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. Imagine if I had said to law firms that were representing parties that were upset with policies my administration had initiated, that you will not be allowed into government buildings. We will punish you economically for dissenting from the Affordable Care Act or the Iran deal. We will ferret out students who protest against my policies.

It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.

[Corey Michele @LaxBurch29]

Getting fucked is fine if that’s what you want.. Involving people who are drugged, underage or unwilling is what we care about. If you want a man in your ass, that’s your own business.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood actor Terrance Howard revealed to PBD that every celebrity that attended Diddy's parties ‘got f*cked’ and ‘lost their man card.’ This would include LeBron James, Barrack Obama, Jay-Z and many other prominent Diddy party attendees.