Layah

[Layah @LayahSampson]

She..she spelt her own name wrong..

[Layah @LayahSampson]

@LAVISHSZN_ @Bethsammo

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

Omg.. Matt Hancock is on This Morning talking about his dyslexia

Phil just said to him: "was it your dyslexia that meant you misread the social distancing rules?"

[black ginger ✨ @ryanswilders]

oprah: who said that shit
meg: im not gonna say
oprah: okay i respect that
oprah: harry who said that shit to you

[t @thaunfriendly1]

@drivingasap @piersmorgan For context x

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Cheating the taxpayer is only a crime if you live on a council estate or have to pick between food and heating. When some toff in a suit steals 10 billion of our money to give to his friends, he keeps his job as health secretary

[Layah @LayahSampson]

@jstomas1 @georgiee_rave @Nnayonce You always come through

[Layah @LayahSampson]

@georgiee_rave @Nnayonce Tom’s literally just asked me to ask you for a fact from jorge 😂😂😭 it’s a yes from us

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out.

Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals?

#GMB

[laura @lxuradxvies]

when the class war happens and i have to kill giles from gogglebox

[Zoe London @zoelondondj]

I’ve just read that more than 1,800 people have called the @DogsTrust in the last three months to give up a puppy bought in the first lockdown. 1 in 4 brits admit to impulsively buying a dog in lockdown. Pls don’t treat animals like this. Dogs aren’t there to make you less bored.

[Layah @LayahSampson]

Can someone lend me their top lip please

[Ice — Gojo’s wife of the 14 Flames🦋💗🤎 @noli_ice]

"Marriages don't last like they used to back in the day"

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

What chance have we got if this virus is intelligent enough to know if it’s a business lunch or not ?

[Layah @LayahSampson]

I've just signed up to get #LifesaverReady with @AnthonyNolan! You could #BeALifesaver too https://t.co/OC0B2WPrhU

[Layah @LayahSampson]

Summet about boiled carrots that screams poor mans roast dinner

[Layah @LayahSampson]

Can’t believe actual people murderers exist, how do they do it ? Like emotionally ? I ran over a hedgehog last night and barely got a wink of sleep

[Daniel Onoja @thedanielonoja]

Me reading twitter in the morning like it's a newspaper

[Michael @michaeloko_]

Why am I here shivering in August?