Today makes it 8 months since I bought a "buy and drive car, owner wants to travel abroad".
My leg never comot mechanic since then, and the owner still never comot Nigeria since then.
I told my toddler that I’m not feeling well.
She then told me how Jesus healed a blind man and even laid hands on a crippled man that was instantly healed so I should give her a minute to talk to Jesus to lay hands on me too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had a bet with this kid. 100k for seven A's. Based on YOU guys' advice about 3rd Year Economics being the hardest year, I was confident.
1st semester result: nine effin' A's.
That's the last time I take advice from you lot.
Bunch of infidels...
Got to this one’s school and he was like “Daddy, are you here for me?”
No. I came to pick your headmaster and school Gardner. You better get inside this car before I change my mind.
Girlies, sebi after seeing our periods, the supplements and blood tonic we need to take to replace the lost one is 200k? Please, talk fast, my babe said I’m lying 😭
Toddlers and audacity!!!! So I will bathe you, bathe your 4 dinosaurs, your iron man and your school bus toys? Lmao this boy is testing my patience. You don win today. Try it with me tomorrow morning 👍
I just got a new job role as a data analyst🥹
Help me thank MTN for making this possible, now I go from one code to another, analyzing various data plans to determine its sustainability🙂↕️💃
Every Salary earner that I know including me is waiting for November salary and today is November 8. The inflation in Nigeria is so so insane and unhealthy. Money is just disappearing from people's hand!