Alayna K. Mock

I prefer to see myself as I exist in my fantasies: a dragon-riding Mossad agent with Broadway and Masterpiece Theatre cred, communing w/ animal familiars.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@McMock I approve this message. #andweallsayawwwwww

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon Woo, indeed! Love Eljay's books! (And not in small part because that's where Johnboy and I realized we loved each other.) Awww...

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon @McMock What? About the Russians or our amazing spiritual tie with the Pac Northwest? Or the fact that there are actually REI cafes?

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon Indeed.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon ...Too much? Hmmm. Yeah. Seriously, though, Pac Northwest is gorgeous and has a wonderful energy about it. Enjoy yourself there!

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon Yeah. And make sure you're wearing hipster glasses, have some fresh-caught Copper River salmon on ice in your Volvo trunk, and...

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon Duuuuude. You need to walk through an REI with a boutique cafe coffee. It's the only way to go, yo.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@maureenjohnson Well fought! It's a familiar battle for us Army wives every freaking time we have to move. This last one was a doozy. #oyvey

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@Darth_Hubby Well, well! Looks who's awesome! (Am picturing you talking with an Indian accent about your coconut milk like a TV chef.)

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@Darth_Hubby Seriously! ;) Jasmine rice is da bomb! Try it some time simmered in coconut milk. Mmm. Now I'm craving tikka masala. Great.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@Darth_Hubby Sounds delish! Chet Mock had Mexican salads. Not quite tasty honey thyme chicken, but it was light and hit the spot. Ole!

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@McMock @LisMock True. This is very true.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon Heheheheh. Mehndi.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon Alas, we do not. We've got Buffalo Wild Wings, but that's about it. Sad. Perhaps Lube would be willing to open up a franchise...

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon Maaan, why ya gotta go and make me crave some bad-ass wings like they don't got here in the Pac NW? Shyooot.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@saalon And the wings ain't bad, either. ;)

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@McMock Have u landed safely from said "perfectly good aircraft?"

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@McMock The beets. They came home to roost. #revengeofthebeets

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@LisMock @McMock @Darth_Hubby Heheheheheheheh. I'm telling ya'll... a joint-owned bookstore/cafe when we retire. Gonna happen.

[Alayna K. Mock @LaynieKat]

@Darth_Hubby Yeeeeeeeeeeeessss. *stroking imaginary and creepy pointy beard*