Lazarus_irl

I only post the most hilarious jaw droppingly silly things youve ever seen 🚬

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@Gearup_game @EDG_Eat ridiculous argument. you know america has more extreme weather than europe right?
check how many tornados, hurricanes, and earthquakes happen in your country, then the USA

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@SARNYthegoon @PlayGuildrun for shieldstack i recommend going for tank gustav level up as early as possible. hes insanely durable and leaves more room for kai to do damage like its actually not normal. tank trait gustav is not humam

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

you guys just werent there man. i remember my school stopping classes to watch tbe trailers, i remember the lunch breaks of silence after IW. some kid got beat up for spoiling it. like you guys straight up dont understand how insane these movies were

[sully ⌖ @dkmsully]

How mfs on the timeline are describing the Avengers Infinity War build up

[ashley 🎱 @incantatas]

Im genuinely convinced we live in a simulation why is the government makign a fucking jschlatt reference. Like i feel like im getting closer to a breakdown every single day bc of shit like this

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@VoodooJonnyFear @HankMcPym namor and human torch, who later join the avengers

[Hank McPym @HankMcPym]

As much as the first Avenger name has aura it is funny that he just isn’t the first Avenger in any way

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

i thought the baby was gay

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

Melissa O’Neil voices WANDA, Stewie’s intellectual soulmate and object of affection. Photo Credit: John Russo.

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@DecreeOfValomyr you know nothing about this game. ask ANYBODY in OAA that plays even grassroots or semi pro, and they will all tell you magneto is an offtank. its not even debatable. his playstyle lends itself to an offtank playstyle and he creates off tank dynamics for his team

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

"also a guy" like i swear its just not even real theyre plants sent by the CIA to deframe these communities systematically

[⛓️Little Miss Big Butt⛓️ @GothTransFem]

i think the main thing thats stopping this from being lowkey transphobic is the fact that the subject of harassment is also a guy in a pretty dress

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

trans ally: the ftm looks like a female and the mtf looks like a man

like this is deadass 10x more disgusting than anything this strawman would ever say

[hotdogs water @pikwimin_]

straight man: why is elliot page so ugly and hunter schafer so hot

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

bringing up lady sheeva when flash isnt in the game lollll

[AL ☆ VOTE ME BEST WONDY STAN @Holywondermagic]

The concept of a fighting game without the greatest fighter in the dc universe

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

WAIT HE TURNS INTO A YING YANG AND HES BLACK AND WHITE WITH THE EYES LIKE YING YANG HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS AS A KID

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@KDAEkko avengers and its wanda, namor, bucky, squirrel girl, dr strange. just say you know nothing about marvel man its fine

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

whenever people try downplay the beatles and their impact, i just wanna remind you these guys were a thing for only FIVE years.

name another artist or group that existed for 5 years and every member is known by full name by the general public

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@spidey_figs wait till you see his leg

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@MissSassbox she didnt give it up for love?
the most famous song of the entire movie is about wanting to be a human what

[Seven Minds @The_Seven_Minds]

@numberonecatlvr How big was it?

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

@DoDeportations look up Dow vs United States 1915. do your research

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

this is actually because of a really old court case where the judge ruled that because he couldnt fathom jesus not being white, middle eastern people could be considered white in national databases.

Dow v United states - 1915.
look it up.

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

I've discovered that the MAJORITY of indian & south asian sex predators are reported as being White. Law enforcement is deliberately hiding indian and paki sex crimes.

[Lazarus_irl @Lazarus_irl]

if emiru asks to peg you are you saying no be deadass

[Tebow @MinEffortLive]

Remember that Mizkif admitted to getting pegged by Emiru.