Laz

Midwestern Japan: Ohio Gozaimasu ^_^

[Laz @LaziestBone]

To add on, it’s cool that Spamton and Berdly both think they have control over the narrative. Spamton tries to change fate through NEO but gets shut down. Berdly tries to be a hero either through stopping Queen or WR Kris but gets defeated, also regardless of the route taken.

[Kat the Cyber Vamp @Vampinvogue]

@Spel0nca They’ve got a couple weird parallels actually
I think it’s because they’re both like…losers
No really

[Laz @LaziestBone]

Sans’ stat values being 1 is perfectly antithetical to Chara being associated with 9 (Bare Minimum vs Absolute Maximum) I don’t know why people are upset about something so minute when it fits perfectly

[*sans. & PAPYRUS! @igivebadtimes]

^i didn't realize sans hp was apparently disagreed upon

^like guys i'm sorry but there's literally no other official option than 1 that's literally the only available number there really is that is an actual stat number attributed to sans

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@twimor_ It would be gas if the game was set in Arizona or Appalachia

[Laz @LaziestBone]

If you were to interrogate why you made these design choices and your answer increasingly becomes “because it’s simple,” then you are throwing capitalistic appeal into what should strictly be artistic expression. Houses should not be a commodity

[Laz @LaziestBone]

The big issue with architecture + interior design nowadays is that it’s completely devoid of any likable or expressively unlikable features. It’s made to appeal to the lowest common denominator so it feels bland and alien

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@twimor_ Bisexual King 👑

[Laz @LaziestBone]

Love to beat a dead horse but the most upsetting thing about Danganronpa 2 is the way that they fumbled Mikan so hard. She could have been a compelling character based on nuance and subtlety and they made her fan service (or a terribly-executed satire of fan service)

[Laz @LaziestBone]

BRYCE PAPENBROOK PLAYED EREN YEAGER???

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@twimor_ Play the weird route 😭

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@twimor_ Bears as soon as spring starts

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@yumeni_kasuga You could also talk about how Susie and Noelle both embody opposites in femininity. Susie is more masculine and brash, carving her own path in spite of the narrative she’s given; whereas Noelle is forced to go along with whichever narrative is pushed onto her (Berdly + WR Kris)

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@yumeni_kasuga There’s a lot to go off here, specifically how Kris is often attributed as male despite their gender being strictly unspecified, much like how gaming is typically geared towards men. Women are welcome to play— (“nonwomen welcome too”) but games aren’t typically “made” for them

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@downinthebunkr Had two Zaratanas since my ranger had mini-me. Hit her the wrong way and the adjacent Zaratanas took turns beating the shit out of each other

[Laz @LaziestBone]

Whatever. Go my kamikaze flies

[Laz @LaziestBone]

Fizzy drinks aren’t supposed to feel like spikes?

[Laz @LaziestBone]

PLEASE PUT HIM DOWN

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@BozoBomb @KILLCH0PDELUXE How the fuck do you get 102 brace 😭

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@utdrtakes It’s clearly a reference to how Chara’s goals are to reach the absolute limits of everything, I.e their association with 9 and how’d they fill their glass to the very brim

[Laz @LaziestBone]

I’m so tired of every American institution trying to wring as much money out of you as possible

[Laz @LaziestBone]

@twimor_ Are you also navigationally inept? (I say as a navigationally inept person)