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[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@secretshirtco Does it unlock the full image if I hold my finger over the fingerprint scanner?

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@Lazio_Land Taylor and Nuno for me

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@Emko_93 And it's not an attack on Sarri, either. Two truths can exist. The squad is weak, but Sarri is doing worse than Baroni with the same material and a less congested schedule.

In any case, Lotito has to sell.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@Emko_93 Also this isn't to defend Baroni, by any means. But, if you're gonna justify Sarri by pointing at the squad, this is the natural response.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

Se stasera ci sarà l'ennesimo silenzio stampa e non si parlerà di malafede senza mezzi termini, la società @OfficialSSLazio sarà complice.

#LazioFiorentina

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@Lazio_Land 99.99999% of handballs are accidental. By this reasoning, the ref should wait some arbitrary number seconds before ever calling a handball. For example, he shouldn't have called Cancellieri's handball in the first half either.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@OfficialSSLazio What an embarrassment for the club. What kind of a father would send a son like Enrico on a stage like that one, and on his own to represent the entire club? This club never seizes to disappoint. Should have sent the squad if you wanted to do it right, and let the captain speak.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@BongoLazio Si è dimenticato del mancato rosso per Noslin che riceve una testata.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

#ParmaLazio e quanto godo!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@RockyGranchi @Emko_93 This. Simply this.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@play_eFootball Embarrassing, redefining cringe 🤮

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

Brilliant tap-in from Retegui, reminiscent of Zaccagni's one vs. Croatia, right Adani? #ItaliaIsraele

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@Emko_93 We don't even have to imagine it, last season is proof he's far better.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@Emko_93 @Lazio_Land Where was this logic when Dele Bashiru was starting every match?

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

Il mondo al contrario. Uno con un minimo di buon senso avrebbe espulso Terracciano. #ComoCremonese

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

If we want things to change, it's 100% necessary to politicize the senseless murder of Iryna Zarutska because it was politics that allowed a savage monster with 14 priors to be free on the streets to kill her.

[Skscartoon @skscartoon]

Iryna Zarutska didn't have a second chance, but Decarlos Brown Jr. had 14. The judge and DA who released him are complicit in Iryna's murder.

[Lazialéire @LazioPES]

@play_eFootball WTF is an online battle? Is this still a football game?