☞ David ☜

Golden retriever dad. Stay alive out of spite.

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

Just no creativity today for England so far, Ghana look compact and organised, we are way too slow and ponderous on the ball. Nobody is even trying the "killer ball", barely taking on their man, crosses have been poor

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

This is a pretty excellent line up to be fair 👀

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

@itsBayleyWWE I thought I walked past you by the Roundhouse tonight!! Was awesome, she's an icon

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

I love(d) Muse but there's no way I'm shelling out that much for an arena gig, fingers crossed for a festival/outdoor shows next year instead

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

When your closest political party is Count Binface something is very wrong/right
https://t.co/ujSj8jKRyG

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

OK nah maybe this ref and VAR are just ridiculous because that red for Mexico is never a red either 😂

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

Already looks like the hosts are getting shit decisions 😂 how on earth is that a red card?! The first one yeah maybe but the second not in a million years 😂

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

How does this guy keep getting elected? 😂 Nobody is offended by a bacon sarnie despite what the Daily Mail or Express tell you

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

It's Thursday.

Fancy this?

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

They make money dividing the UK and gaslighting us into believing people arriving on "small boats" are the problem, when it's the rich who run the country, fuck them all. It's not and has never been the "boat people", it's the rich profiting off it.

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

Final Fantasy VII: Revelation and The Wolf Among Us 2 next year, aww yeah

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Fuck Henry Nowak's family's wishes. My career relies on hatred & division, and I'm not passing up this opportunity."

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

So glad that the biggest prick in the league cost them the Champions League 😂😂😂

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Ahead of the Champions League final, we asked some former Spurs players for their thoughts...

18+ GambleAware

#UCLFinal

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

What a shit season, today was a relief, get Vinai, Lange, ENIC and half this squad gone and reset I beg you

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

Slam Dunk plan has taken shape, let's see if I stick to it and remember any of it come Sunday

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

Youth Fountain -A Loss For Words - Unpeople - bit of Bayside - Cancer Bats - Driveways - Set Your Goals - Trash Boat - Boston Manor - The Home Team - bit of Dashboard Confessional - Allister - bit of President - bit of Bury Tomorrow - Sublime - bit of State Champs - Knocked Loose

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

So Sunday I'll potentially be hungover, on the comedown from Slam Dunk watching us get relegated, christ

[☞ David ☜ @LazyDavid]

More BS, we have a shite squad as it is, we don't need PGMOL trying to send us down all season too

[Premier League Match Centre @PLMatchCentre]

#CHETOT – 85’

The referee’s call of no penalty to Tottenham Hotspur was checked and confirmed by VAR – with it deemed that the action from Cucurella had ended before the ball was in play.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

VAR Ref: "That looks like a clear red card."

Assistant VAR: "To be honest, I'm feeling sorry for Arteta. He has bottled 3 titles in a row."

VAR Ref: "Fair enough, play on!"