Scott Maher

eminent token economist

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

@VerizonSupport Been trying to port in a number for 5 hours today after literally just ordering a new plan. Talked to literally 15 different customer service reps via chat (I kept records). I am about to give up. This is the weirdest, most kafka-esque support experience I've ever

[Nif (she/they) @nif_ward]

I'd love to share with you all: my latest for the @CashApp code blog! The Cash Engineering Principles https://t.co/rr507xDEuo

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

There's good content in this article. It's an aggregate of facts, minimal editorial, and references to source material. So why the hell did they put a Guy Fawkes mask at the top? What's with periodicals trying to undermine their own credibility this way? https://t.co/lgoGZTOMgP

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

@ddunstan But Danzig on the other hand ...

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

Reading the HN thread, the company founder (software purveyor?) fundamentally just doesn't get it. Any of it. https://t.co/hfYIvW8wSV

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

Sure would have been nice to know that you need to sign into something to use the https://t.co/z4BUK8EZ8e terminal before I downloaded it. A terminal emulator you gotta sign in to use? Super gross.

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

@meekohi @mathcastles @crypto_coven Are you making a computer thing. I don’t get it. No testing.

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

things taped to fans are NOT robots

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

Might be projecting

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

I've got part of a melatonin gummy stuck in my back teeth and no amount of flossing will get it out and I'm afraid it will be stuck there for days, slowly leaching melatonin and making me slightly tired all the time

[Adam Ballai @minddog]

Hi, I’m looking for a comedian for a project.

I’m not funny enough for this world.

If you think you’re funny, respond to this🧵with what you got and we will consider you for an important role. Bring your best memes, jokes, puns, or …🤣

Paging @ryancrowe

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

I wrote a little tutorial about making typeclasses in Scala 3. https://t.co/FDhYjtGNxm

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

How To Add eBPF Observability To Your Product https://t.co/nT8yyq77zS

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

You ever look at the Hibernate documentation and think, How did this come to be? How could we have prevented this?

[Who Talks First?- Live 3/16 @ 7 PM on Clubhouse @who_talks_first]

👇🏼 This means something. This is important.

🤔 We think... Honestly, we're not sure.

⏰ Join us on tonight at 7 PM to try and figure it out.

https://t.co/vDlKZX31aD

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

I mean, we would disappoint our numerous, sophisticated, & glamorous fans by NOT doing the obvious follow up to our SPAC quasi-podcast. And if there is one thing you need to know about Who Talks First, it’s that we always deliver for the audience. Especially when it comes to NFTs

[Chris Corcoran @ 🧑🏻‍🚀 @chriscorcoran]

Apparently, if you want people to show up to your Clubhouse show, you need to *checks notes* "market it" So here goes...

@minddog, @lazyvalue, and I will be talking about NFTs tomorrow at 7 PM on Clubhouse

Join us and share your take! We welcome both red hot and ice-cold takes

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

Can’t get enough of these augmented reality projections https://t.co/YmvVzOA2eF

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

@mattblaze I can’t account for the other two, but isn’t half your career about getting yelled at for talking about election security?

[Scott Maher @lazyvalue]

Did you enjoy the Taken movies? Do you wish they occurred in 17th century Korea to the backdrop of the Chinese Ming-Qing transition? Then The Swordsman (Choi Jae-hoon, 2020) might be the movie for you!