Me: Listen. I just wanna enjoy my tea and sit here for a bit. This is my alone time.
My 6 year old, leaning his elbow into my lower abdomen: Sounds good. I’ll have alone time with you.
JED BARTLETT: *peering at news* Abby, did you see this?
ABBY: don't get your blood pressure up. it's not your concern anymore.
JED: well, of course it is. can't a man be interested in current events?
ABBY: just tell me you won't call--
JED: get Toby on the phone, will you?
Me, getting the last word in a conversation: NAILED IT! I’m so good at talking and stuff.
Me, sending the last text in a chain that receives no reply: What did I say wrong? WHY DO YOU HATE ME? 😂😂😂
@mena_ganey@pesachlattin@EmergencyDays My mother in law is in the hospital (non COVID-related) as we speak, but she’s lucky, she got a room. Crazy days. 😢