Laurel Butterfield

✨ (She/her) Elder millennial, nerd mom, metal as hell, bonafide hustler ✨

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

As usual, Roy Kent is the lone voice of reason in a sea of madness. FUUUCKKK. 🖤🖤🖤

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

2022 is our “gas leak year”…

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

idk how to explain it but twitter feels like season 4 of community rn

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

Just me walking back into Twitter after a year and a half like heeeeeeyyyyyyy…… 😂😂😂

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

Love the @MBMBaM boys and this latest episode...but the fact that it isn’t titled “Toot Our Own Pizza Horn” is a CRIME. 🤣🤣🤣 #mbmbam #mcelroybrothers

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

@mena_ganey @JvdRieth Aaahhhh, I’m just seeing this! So glad you’re still into this one, thank you! 😊🍜

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

Every. Day. #alonetime 😂😂😂

[Arianna Bradford @thearibradford]

Me: Listen. I just wanna enjoy my tea and sit here for a bit. This is my alone time.

My 6 year old, leaning his elbow into my lower abdomen: Sounds good. I’ll have alone time with you.

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

May the odds be ever in your favor, @POTUS! #stillridinwithbiden

[⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️▶️ @d0ngc0pter]

The 46th annual hunger games are underway! May the odds be ever in your favor

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

One week.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

I haven't lost any followers in the last couple of days. Maybe because I'm not a fascist? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

@mena_ganey Nope, that sounds amazing! Like a spicy, savory pumpkin pie.

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

@mena_ganey Butternut squash galette? Beef bourgignon with puff pastry? Man, I am SO HUNGRY now, haha! 😂😂😂

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

@mena_ganey Oooooooh. Quiche would be my go-to, but what about, like, a mushroom & thyme pot pie?

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

The National Weather Service has just issued a warning for extreme winds nationwide today. IT’S ALL OF US BREATHING A SIGH OF RELIEF. 😂😂😂

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

@realDonaldTrump, to quote a reality tv star whose name escapes me now.......YOU’RE FIRED. #yourefired

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

You're fired.

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

Me, for an hour this morning: 🎶 PLEEEEEAASE GEEEET......DRESSED!! PLEASE GET DRESSED! 🎶 😂😂😂 #beautyandthebeast #momlife

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

JED BARTLETT: *peering at news* Abby, did you see this?

ABBY: don't get your blood pressure up. it's not your concern anymore.

JED: well, of course it is. can't a man be interested in current events?

ABBY: just tell me you won't call--

JED: get Toby on the phone, will you?

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

@JuddApatow It is what it is.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready.

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

Me, getting the last word in a conversation: NAILED IT! I’m so good at talking and stuff.

Me, sending the last text in a chain that receives no reply: What did I say wrong? WHY DO YOU HATE ME? 😂😂😂

[Laurel Butterfield @LBfield]

@mena_ganey @pesachlattin @EmergencyDays My mother in law is in the hospital (non COVID-related) as we speak, but she’s lucky, she got a room. Crazy days. 😢