Rat MILF

i tweet about coffee, wine, cookie dough, and existential dread • proud rat mom 🐀

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

Every year, the Christmas season comes to an end, and ever year, I think to myself, "I didn't drink enough eggnog."

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

"lefty loosey, righty tighty" is the biggest scam of all time

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

Spoons are the superior utensil, and bowls are the superior dish.

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

cutting my hair because none of the bitmoji hairstyles match my current irl hair

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

Today is #WorldGothDay. Please enjoy these photos from Halloween 2008 when I dressed up as the goth fairy that I aspired to be every day.

[Mars Argo @marsargo]

"Angry" Out Now https://t.co/cljZibZNox

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

Got some film developed today. Can't wait to get home and show these gorgeous shots to the bois. #RatMILF life. 📸🐀❤️

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

the @HeartAttackMane beanie stays ON during sex

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

Ugh punxsutawney phil couldn’t solve the Wordle so we’re gonna have another year of Covid :(

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

Patiently waiting for @MyFavMurder to make a murder-themed #wordle game called "murdle" 💡😈

[Steven Sacco @Steven_Sacco]

@EdSheeranEire Bet you wish your hair looked as good as @deryckwhibley1 in his prime. #faxonly

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

just over a year since i gave myself a second nose piercing, and i'm this close 👌 to adding a third

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

mission accomplished.

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

If I die I want to be cremated. But if I don’t die I don’t want to be cremated

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

sucks i'm not allowed on facebook since i'm not getting engaged or having a baby :(

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

also, it's my lil Seamus and Quentin's first Gotcha Day! Can't believe they've been with me for a whole year ❤️🐀 #RatMom #RatMILF #WhoRescuedWho

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

forgot to remind you all that time isn't real on new year's eve, so here's the reminder: time isnt real ⏰

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

@JessicaHopeH ty 💖

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

Just came back on twitter to share my #NewProfilePic #ratmilf. ok. Bye!

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

Got another one on thnxgiving 🐭❤️

[Rat MILF @LCkeif]

got a proper family pic on Easter 💖