Larry Corrales

I'm a chef trapped in an attorney's body.

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@ElephantSignal Stupid

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@GoldenAgeUnfold D

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@Rainmaker1973 If there is not a more perfect job for someone with autism, I don’t know what it would be.

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@StephenKing Yet, you don’t see us clamoring to have them banned! It could have easily been any other rifle.

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@janemarielynch is one of the funniest, most perfectly timed actors in the business!

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Stephen Wilhite, creator of the GIF, has died - The Verge ⁦@ToddOnFranchise⁩ https://t.co/COFZmRYY5B

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@ToddOnFranchise Jack Daniels sweet potatoes

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@OK_Breakdown Gabriel throws for 225 and 4 TDs.

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@Ruth_A_Buzzi Everyone loves Ruth!!

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@MikeHosty Shuck

[Billy Sims @RealBillySims]

I'm giving away an autographed football!

RULES:
1. Like this tweet
2. Follow my page
3. Retweet

*Winner announced Tuesday* #billysims #heisman #boomersooner

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@wampusreynolds Ruin a post by changing one letter.

[SoonerScoop.com @SoonerScoop]

It's the next great Oklahoma movement from our own @Eddie_Rado and this time he's starting an army with his first SoonerScoop merch line. Make Lindsey St. Great Again! https://t.co/w7bphnYJoB

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@MikeHosty I feel like there is a song about a cone on a lonesome country road in here somewhere.

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@AndrewGilmanOK Hand in the “dirt”.

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@LincolnRiley Less than honorable. Wish you luck in your future.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Just to be clear: it isn't my birthday. It IS David St. Hubbins' birthday. I don't remember when, but I gave him my father's birthday, probably so Jeanine could do David's chart.

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@MJMcKean Exactly, David St. Hubbins!!

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@donwinslow Scrapbooking?

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@MikeHosty Roach, or El Roacho.