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a firm believer that the world would be a better place if more people wrote bad poetry

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@JennWillTeach I had a coach for a history teacher who showed videos in lieu of teaching #3043edtech

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@JennWillTeach I had one Geometry teacher who read a book about how to use a smartboard, and he was the most competent smartboard user I have ever seen. He pulled up problems and modeled them and interacted with them digitaly #3043edtech

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@JennWillTeach I had a middle school English teacher who encouraged me to write and read. She was supportive and suffered through my TERRIBLE middle school story writings. If I ever publish a book, I'm dedicating it to her

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@JennWillTeach My name is Bridget, and I'm majoring in Language Arts Education. When small children succeed at a task I helped them at, I feel like this

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my father is adamantly against licking knives of all kinds. sounds like a reasonable position, right? until he won't let you lick peanut butter off a butter knife

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our possessed demon printer won't stop printing blank Dungeons and Dragons character sheets

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as an Irish, former Catholic bisexual who loves moss and the romance of death, I CAN'T believe it's taken me this long to get into Hozier

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My English teacher: We don't write in second person. I can't think of a single piece of fiction written in second person.
Me, who reads fanfiction:

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why download new games when you can just play Spore over and over again?

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who else feels like we're in the Before Times of a post-apocalyptic novel, and one day we'll be telling our grandkids how the sky used to be blue and we could buy clothes online and have them delivered to us, and they'll laugh and say, "oh gran, we know that's not true!"

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my brother: I like to use big words to prove I'm smarter than people
me: oh? you utilize erudite diction in lieu of colloquialisms to establish your intellectual superiority?
brother: why

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rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay