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Sturdy and low maintenance.

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A badass Nicole Kidman might be my favorite thing. Also if you’re not watching #Lioness then get on it.

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You ever think “wow what did I do to deserve this life?” And then you remember… oh I wasn’t an asshole to humanity all these years. ✔️

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I really really really need to know who told Dorit that forehead alfalfa was cute. Please come forward. #RHOBHReunion #RHOBH

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You know what I’ve never been sad around… chips and salsa. Let’s just all be like chips and salsa.

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Actually don’t think I’ll watch this Super Bowl.

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Oh. So it was not just a nightmare.

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We. Need. #Bravo. I can’t take this anymore @Andy. The holidays we’re at home and bored. Give us our shows!!!

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If you have cankles… an ankle strap shoe is not for you… #RHOP

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You know what, no. It’s not that I’m hangry. People are dumb. I’m choosing violence today.

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Why do some players have sparkly belts? #worldseries #texasrangers

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As if I needed a reminder.. but i just watched a woman pull her bag off the baggage claim and load it in the car while her man stood there. Throw him back sis. That aint it.

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People who stand waiting for their group number to be called, crowding the lanes, knowing they’re group 9…. Are one of my least favorite groups in humanity.

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Just noticed the ventilation on the back of these football pants. I might need that for these thighs in the summer 🤣🤣 #DallasCowboys

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Chargers might have the worst uniforms in the league.
#DallasCowboys

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Does that game feel like it’s in slow motion and taking forever or am I just old and it’s a Monday night?? #dalvslac #DallasCowboys

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All I’m going to say is my Man had the thermostat on 70 for sleep and that’s grounds for divorce. I will not
Be taking questions at this time.

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Hey.. relax your face… my message to Cowboys fans. You don’t want your Botox early.

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I legit thought an Iowa State player didn’t have pants on. That color is awful. #tcu #HornedFrogs #big12

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Have y’all watched #servant on #appletv??? This shit is crazy!

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Serious question… why don’t people in NYC turn on the air in their car??? I’m sweating like the bills due and I ain’t got no money.