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this is silly

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Me n the boys

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someone posted this in a neighborhood forum and i couldn’t stop laughing & needed to share

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In a way going to the library makes me feel like a celebrity. But this privilege is afforded to many

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I was wishing my local library had a reward point system of some sort. Like read books and return them on time to be eligible for more free books. But as it turns out I can already get whatever I want there for free without having to earn it

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Didja miss me? 😎

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@5thflrwalkup As a former employee of the pork stand at the farmers market, I understand why the position is so covered. Best job of my life

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In case any of my Twitter followers need help deciding what to get me for Teacher Appreciation Week

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Dang we're never gonna get poetic justice 2

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@fwansus 💀

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New beverage concept. Eggpog. Eggnog plus passion orange guava juice. Eggpog

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The sandwich artist at subway let me keep my coupon for a $7.99 footlong so I could use it at another subway. Realest sandwich artist in Las Vegas I wish I could tag her

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Was feeling bad about failing my local library's summer reading challenge and then I remembered. Most of my Twitter followers never even attempted it

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Been putting in the work this year

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If you had $75 to spend online, would you spend it on:

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Who wants to be part of my next collab (I sleep on your couch a few nights)? 🤔 Reply 💬👇 or dm 📨📥

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Plus a tremendous bonus collab with old friend and Twitter user @mnb0n

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NYC Stang Collab / Height Reveal @fwansus @YsaTheMermaid @mee

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Another tremendous collab coming this weekend. You'll have to see it to believe it

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Another tremendous collab coming this weekend. You'll have to see it to believe it

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@nocontextamany Does the Pope wear a funny hat

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Nobody's had a collab like this since Simon met Garfunkel @nocontextamany

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Long-awaited collab coming in about a week. Stay tuned to be inspired

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@JeffWhite019 What is your preferred car snack

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@userlame444 No but your collab is also coming up and will also be momentous

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Long-awaited collab coming in about a week. Stay tuned to be inspired