Left Coast Unicorn

🇺🇲💊🏗🥃🍺 Proud, Unapologetic, Conservative American.

"If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it."
~ Mark Twain

[Left Coast Unicorn @LCunicorn]

@libsoftiktok @boswellhs Big, dumb glasses never lie. Just like the septum nose ring.

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@Notwokenow Make it stop!!!

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@SenEricSchmitt Then please @SenEricSchmitt, get four of your senate colleagues and start the REMOVAL of @LeaderJohnThune.

Enough strongly worded X posts. Time for action.

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@RealSpitfire Funny how it becomes "official" the first time Raman leads Pratt.

It's like "whew, we finally got enough phony votes counted, we can all go home now".

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@BreannaMorello I just gained five pounds watching you make that sauce.

Looks amazing.

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@TexasGalReborn I thought air fryers were just good for corn dogs and taquitos.

Good to know they're good for something else.

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@KimKatieUSA Part of the problem is they're getting way too much attention. Look at all the camera flashes, giving these dipshits exactly what they crave.

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@ginamilan_ She's hanging out with Archie Bunker?

I guess those infusions really work.

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@03101999trou @NotFarLeftAtAll She has narrowed the identity of the father to 386 guys.

Maury Povic is doing a three night, six hour special.

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@Notwokenow The septum nose ring never lies.

Always a victim or lunatic lefty.

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@LibertyPDX1 I lived in Portland for 27 years. I moved to Vancouver a couple years ago. It's amazing how in such a short distance the whole mentality changes.

I still go into Portland periodically and can't believe how blind I had become. The dysfunction that Portland has created is shameful

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@DschlopesIsBack What's with the right foot lift. She's just very odd.

But @jasonwhitlock thinks she's a great shooter.

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@BrandiKruse @KUOW Are you telling me that public radio isn't a good source for news?

Who knew?

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@AveryDaye Yes, take your voting advice from whatever this is.

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@TexasGalReborn I have yet to find anything that chocolate cream pie doesn't pair well with.

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@mattvanswol Absolutely!!! Once the employers start being held accountable we'll see some changes.

If I had my way eVerify would be the law of the land. No exceptions.

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@Amer1can_Barbie I like her. She's very energetic.

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@BreannaMorello That doesn't mean he didn't take a few bumps that night. In fact, his behavior would indicate he did just that.

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@jjverdi I would start watching 60 Minutes if Pelley and Stahl left, and they added @C__Herridge, @laralogan, @mirandadevine,
and @jsolomonReports.

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@Jamesjonesik8 I see Quagmire's dad.