LORD CRINGEWORTHY

I am the Lord of Cringe Worthiness. Pleased to meet you--not really.

[LORD CRINGEWORTHY @LDCRINGEWORTH]

@BarackObama please be even more vocal. We need you. I need you. Our climate and our civil rights are getting decimated.

[LORD CRINGEWORTHY @LDCRINGEWORTH]

@POTUS @FLOTUS believe in climate change yet, moron? Look, you shallow people, try doing something besides stroking your own ego.

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@RandPaul @realDonaldTrump You're an idiot complicit in trying to distract. In other words. Fuck Ayn Rand.

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@CarolynMcClarn1 @SpeakerRyan Wow how simple! Genius! If you're a 4 year old.

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Some reason Puig is a mile off the plate? #Dodgers

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@LenaRockerHall Rad

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https://t.co/qCDE9MY0Ts @POTUS here ya go, dumb fuck.

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@akasbohm @KIMMY069 @SeattleJ213 @FLOTUS Brilliant

[Alexander Kasbohm @akasbohm]

@KIMMY069 @SeattleJ213 @FLOTUS You poor, scared little girl. Thinking calling people "snowflake" (how original) counts as any kind of statement.

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@marcorubio How about take action instead of kneeling and wishing.

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@lazersho @Dodgers @YasielPuig Look I'm happy for him but he swings too long. You'll see. I want him to succeed I do. And his new stance is helping a lot

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@Dodgers @YasielPuig That's right. He can hit a 76 mph fastball all day. Now can he hit 95? We pray he learns this season

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@Dodgers Toles isn't a lead off guy

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@wordworrier @TheRealJGleason Yup

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@Dodgers Keep it away from Hatcher

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@iamrapaport Damn right

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@Dodgers You guys gunna give Barnes a shot?

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@amcnal @nytimes that would be his knee.

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@nytimes meanwhile so many teams have no issues with dudes fists.

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@Dodgers Rob has earned it over Franklyn, please don't play favorites. Do what's right. Baseball gods have blue collars. #Dodgers