Mr. Fash

Muslim • #COYG • Je parle un peu français

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

This right here is why I can never fault the South Africans. We are worse than them.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

The presidential villa is going off-grid for the first time in the history of this nation under the same president who promised to fix electricity in four years.

Hilarious!

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

“Soul ties” but only one soul is affected okay. Better love yourself and get over it.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

You baboons are in the qts talking about “marry a rich partner” or “don’t give birth if you’re not financially ready,” when the real blame should be on the useless government that has failed to provide basic, humane healthcare.

[Tife @whoistife_x]

no girlfriend.
gym 4 times a week.
right shoulder hurts.
same 3 friends.
one delusional crush.
life is good.

[Topz @tophz_]

I discovered a life hack by accident. A relative insulted me, and I missed it. I just kept being nice to him, so he insulted me again. He ended up stopping the conversation to let me know I was supposed to be insulted. It bothered him that I didn't react. You know what…?

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[Zoey @Zoey168102]

Normalize being very direct, very straight to the point and very assertive. A surprising amount of tension in adult life exist because people avoid saying what they actually mean.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me when i realize i am doing everything i can to consider someone's feelings/pov but they're doing nothing to consider mine

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

I wish I could show vozinha to all kids who take their life after one failed exam he literally picked Garbage at 25 then started playing in his late 20s and now at 40 he's delivered his best game at fifa world cup event against one of the most domiant teams.

People would have you believe that your life is over if you don't XYZ thing by a certain age but the truth is that It just takes just one BIG WIN to cancel out all the loses of life but you have to believe, work and live for that WIN.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you.” Like wtf is that fr

[Godzilla @GhostOfTheWest_]

This is not it man. Idc but you just don’t treat people like this

[Dr Glover| SAC: DRGLOVER @Dr_Gl0ver]

At 17 you can

Have consensual sex
Have a kid
Drive a car
Work a job
Vote
Donate blood
Join the army

BUT you CANNOT watch YouTube after your allocated government bedtime lmao

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…

[Apostle Emmanuel Iren @pst_iren]

Listen to guys like this and you’d understand Feminism.
In a world with men like this, women have to look out for themselves.

[AJ @AJ__SR7]

Not many things in the sport hit better than a Rodri/Bernardo bitter post-match interview

I can’t help but smile reading it

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.

[jimothy 🌲 @wesomest]

this guy genuinely is committing political suicide, not only for him, but for his entire party as well

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

I’m racist not rude