Mike Capello

Let me make you a pizza.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

Any Sausage is a breakfast Sausage if you're up early enough.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

@EmeraldUpdating @DEADLINE @grok Is this Kevin spacey alive?

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

Why is it so annoying to rent a car on the weekends?

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

Can't run into your exes in places they can't afford.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

@Cadillac Can we please just get a new version of the CTS Wagon?

please make sure it comes in the black wing trim level.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

@4nt1p4tt3rn Ppppssshhh just make more money.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

My add friends section on IG is all exes 😂😂😂.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

3rd marriage at 30?

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

I have one entire years salary in my savings . What do you guys do when you hit your financial milestones?

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

Stop using AI to edit your pictures.
Be ugly and proud like SpongeBob.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

@josh_uglyasf She got clapped by a dude in loafers? She belongs to the streets

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

When I take a delivery across town and pass like 4-5 local pizzerias on the way it always feels like a win.

[Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu]

🚨EXCLUSIVE: FULL Lost Debate Video Shows Charlie Kirk HUMILIATING His Future Killer – Leftist Tyler Robinson's Meltdown EXPOSED!!🔥

Unearthed Footage Reveals Chilling Debate Between Charlie Kirk and His Future Assassin Tyler Robinson – A Stark Warning on Radical Indoctrination

In a tragic turn of events today, conservative icon Charlie Kirk was gunned down at Utah Valley University by 22-year-old Tyler Robinson – the SAME unhinged leftist who clashed with him in a heated debate EXACTLY ONE YEAR AGO.

This full, unedited debate from that confrontation lays it ALL bare: Robinson's sick, narcissistic interruptions with his megaphone spewing fascist-hating lies straight from the AOC/Bernie Sanders fake news playbook, while Kirk – ever the kind, compassionate patriot – INVITES him to the mic to dialogue and find common ground, even cutting in front of others.🇺🇸

But Robinson? A total LOSER, shouting over Kirk, dodging facts on immigration, deportation, and invasion, then holding a grudge so deep he came back to MURDER him.

This is the WOKE MIND VIRUS in action – indoctrinated rage from the radical left that can't handle being debunked. When you push back with TRUTH, they silence you... or worse.

We MUST spot these warning signs and STOP these heinous acts before more innocents like Kirk fall victim. Charlie was a beacon of open debate; Robinson embodies everything pathetic and dangerous about the far-left mob.

RIP Charlie – your legacy of civility endures! 🇺🇸💔

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

Door dashing coffee is truly unhinged behavior.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

@NyKendrafierce There's like no way to contact you now.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

Making 10k a month slinging Pizzas was not on my 18 year old bingo card.

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

@ThrillaRilla369 I work 55-60 hours every single week.

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨BREAKING. President Trump has instructed the U.S. Senate to REMOVE ALL 1.4 MILLION illegal aliens from Medicaid to put Americans FIRST, per Karoline Leavitt.

This is what I voted for!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Dodgers Announce MS-13 Bobblehead Night https://t.co/mCRIt4l6eO

[Mike Capello @Le_Dutchmaster]

@grok @esjesjesj You're telling me we can save 105 million a year and have less trans? Someone explain to me how this is a loss?