Tom Le FatCat

Dropped on the head as a kitten & then hit by a car at 18mths. Therefore struggle to find answers to life's big questions. Turning to Twitter for help - meow!

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

@rayraydalton Yeh that was meeeeean. :(

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

@rayraydalton @jmperkins90 Pfft he ain't got nuthin' on me. Is he single? #gaypride

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

@rayraydalton muahahahahahaha #RevengeIsSweet #WhatGoesAroundComesAround

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

It's the 200th anniversary of Charles Dickens' birth. I had Great Expectations when I moved in but it's been Hard Times in this Bleak House

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

@Number10cat I got you babe ;) #GroundHogDay

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

Chloe's brought a live pigeon into the house and dad's NOT happy #UnleashTheChaos

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

Catgirl #prequelsIwouldlove

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

#IDoNotUnderstand why dogs can't just take themselves for walks, as cats do.

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

#3WordsThatWomenHate "Meooow.. meowwww.... meoooooow" at 6am, apparently.

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

@rayraydalton I was only serenading you.. :( "Here is love if you want it.. don't sound like no sonnet.."

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

UK ministers have been meeting with their Australian counterparts today. Bad news; they've refused to take Nick Clegg. #kitileaks

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

@MsNaomiD @rayraydalton *yaaawn bagpuss-style* *streeeeeetch* meeeow.. ahem. Sorry, what? Someone say Go-Cat?

[Naomi Dalton @MsNaomiD]

@rayraydalton is it just me or is that fat heffalump taking up the WHOLE of the sofa?! #dietGoCat..

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day #yum

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

@rayraydalton Always a pleasure ^_^ I just want to be the first bundle of furry joy you see in the morning :-) <3 what's wrong with that?

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

#TheBestThingInLifeIs Sheba. Followed closely by a blanket on the fire-guard. #purrrr

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

That #SadMomentWhen you realise your magnetic collar is stuck to the fire-guard you're sleeping on top of. The perils of #ModernTechnology

[Naomi Dalton @MsNaomiD]

Michael Gove stars in Castaway 2 - "They gave him a yacht and sent him far, far away to an unknown island.."

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Michael Gove thinks we should get the Queen a new yacht for her birthday. On the 100th anniversary of the Titanic. When we're broke. #idiot

[Tom Le FatCat @Le_FatCat]

#ItAnnoysMeWhen humans leave plates on tables & expect them not to be licked #WasteNotWantNot