𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎

Among Us Parody
Not associated with Paramount or Innersloth

'They keep calling me a heating pad. I'm not a heating pad!'

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

[ PINNED ]

Escaped. That's how it was. They'd escaped. Back to MIRA, a place they didn't know, they'd grow to like it.

They've been stationed elsewhere now. Or that's what they said to them. The Skeld, was it? Maybe it'd be better there?

They hoped so.

#AmongUsParody

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

[ Can obtained! Just holding it... It's warming up. ]

Thank youuuu...! :D

[✦ @luminterresial]

Nodding!!!

Passing it to Zed...

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

..Wha... What is this?? You know what, whatever whatever- My bad, can I hold it for a bit?

[✦ @luminterresial]

Once again, they've been gone for a while.

And finally, they've returned with a steel can with a label on it. Egg with cheese. How do you preserve cheese this way.

" I found one!! "

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

..Ouuhghhh-

[✦ @luminterresial]

" Okay! "

Nyooooommmm

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

I do! I just, need it in a.. uh.. something other than a bag!

<:]

[✦ @luminterresial]

" You don't want this? "

Shaking the frozen bag.

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

Oh.

...Actually, give me like, a can of it. Or whatever its in-

[✦ @luminterresial]

" A pot and hot water. "

Oh, they mean just a pot.

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

Uu? Oh! Thank you!!

..Where would a hot pot be though?

[✦ @luminterresial]

... They've been gone for a while. Likely forgotten about it.

That was the case, until they came back with a bag.

" I found frozen beef stew!! I think we can just put it in a hot pot and then it'll work! "

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

Okay..! Wahooo.. 💧

[✦ @luminterresial]

:}

" Okay! I'll be right back. "

NYOOM

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

WAH!-

[ Stare.. ]

..UUuuhhhhh- Mmmm...aaybbeeee..? <:]

[✦ @luminterresial]

Slow peeky...

" Do you need to see if we have anymore?! "

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

...

I dropped my soup <:[

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

@fcrtegreen //IM. okay, okay no I see I see, okay. so we're going to have to fight in the waffle house.

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

> @fcrtegreen

'Whoever, or whatever you are, you need to go. I don't care if it means you floating in space, or dead in a corner. You sicken me.'

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

//Whistling...

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

@fcrtegreen //YOU BETTER NOT, OR ITS NOT JUST DEATOMIZATION WAITING FOR YOU AT THE END OF THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

@fcrtegreen //CUT THE SHIT GET OVER HERE!! THE COUNCIL FOUND YOU GUILTY OF HURTING MY FEELINGS!!!

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

> @VIOLETSKEPTICS

'I'm trying my best! Yeesh, you're looking at me like I'm gonna kill someone!'

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

> @theyknowknowsil

'You're always so, off.. What happened with you? Are you okay??'

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

> @THEYLIKETOKILL

'You're making me nervous. No one else goes in the vents here BUT you.'

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

> @HISINTERVENTION

'Ah? Oh! You look.. Eh, erm.. Nervous? Scared? What are you looking at me like that for?'

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

> @luminterresial

'...You.. Scare me a little BUT! I do like your company!'

[𝚉𝚎𝚍 ☄︎ @leafmedic_POLUS]

> @miracusapien

'Sorry for making you get up before.. I'll do my best promise!'