Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody)

I'm here for the notifications.

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Fellas! it's just the sweater weather. They're not actually cute.

#sweaterweather #🙊 #publicserviceannouncement

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

नपाउने ले बोक्रा ��ायो |

अर्कै चिज खायो ।

#tiktokbanned #inNepal #अबमेरोकेहुन्छ? CTTO

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Call me based but I shouldn't be investigated or held accountable for what I say, write or do. All smart people agree.

#based #captainofthesimulation

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Summer starts when traffic police take their jacket off. They know the temperature.

#temperature #region #blue #pigeon

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

They just dropped Rick and Morty Season 327 in the interdimensional cable!!! So excited for season 327!

#RickAndMorty #Budget2023 #rickispickleagain

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Yo guys a rabbit crossed ... A RABBIT CROSSED THE ROAD. Why ? Why did it do that ?

#chicken #envy #road #sides #other #this #that #which #what

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

...then again everything is a parody of itself. For example: you 🍴

#savage #cabbage #yeahbabes #cyababes

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

A horse walks into a bar.
Barman asks: Why the long face ?
Horse: We will cease to exist once the joke ends.
#Both #Drink #Heavily

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

I saw a Chicken across the road.
I was too late.

#no #chicken #dinner #bad #timing

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Just in.. twitter is 20% bot. I have 5 friends here. One of youusss better fess up. 👨‍⚖️

#inflation #even #elon #couldnt #buy #twitter #that #bad

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

The lessons hit hard when you're invested in the subject (NEPSE) and also genuinely interested (144%)

#where #bull ?

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Travelling by foot is considered nomadic and travelling by space craft is thought of as out of touch. There is an average speed of travelling which is an appropriate pace for favourable public opinion for traveller.

#Super #Sonic #Cancelled #for #road #safety

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

HMU if you want to fight. Don't hit me if you don't. ✊🤜🤛👊

#fight #the #coward #GrammarNaziUnite

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Nothing poignant or surreal today. guys! I'm just casually expressing mild tone non sequitur.

#Sickos #get #Lickos #a #what?

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

FB showing me stories in the feed is the audacity.

Bro I was ignoring the person. Now I can't.

#audacity #NewWordOrder #MetaForDeezMutts

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

It's the year 2024. Jhonny Depp is the criminal master mind alter ego of Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock Holmes who's trying to solve his own crimes by the day. The movie makes zn$. They throw me 1bn$ for the idea. It's peanuts due to inflation. I pledge to donate some but I don't.

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Society: You're getting old when are you going to have kids ?
Us, Collectively: Why ? So you can touch them inappropriately?

#StopTouchingKids #FilthyKids #IThinkKidsShouldBeBannedFromMaterialPlane #<18GoesIntoVoid #ThanosGetTheBabies

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Software for government!

#uncannyRally

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

Myan, I could eat a horse.
I shouldn't though.
I could.

#horse #eating

[Shayarrn Khatiwoda (Parody) @LeafyTreeDotCom]

people be like.. "they dont know my intentions."

You do. It drives you. How is your intentions anyone else's concern but yours. like.

#gasprices