Leah Ostry

Still waiting for the day I am patient enough to let my tea cool

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

@Tenacious_T32 @seanmdav @LisaMarieBoothe Correct, anyone who “sees it” has half a brain.

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Revisiting my Twitter account for the first time in 2 years to ask if anyone has actually told @Bell how terrible their @TIFF_NET ads are.

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Narp status achieved

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

HAWW HAWWW HAWWWW

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

That lady married the Eiffel Tower, does that mean I can marry the @LoblawsON at Dupont and Christie?

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Canadian geese returning home Anna Paquin's trials and tribulation were not in vain #blessed

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

I mean we're all just looking for our own Louis Theroux, right? #right

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Seems like any dick in a sock can claim to cure cancer these days #notadoctor

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Cried watching The Cosmos so yes, I am very fertile. Thank you.

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Best way to find the bad guy in a horror movie is to start walking backwards. It will appear directly behind you.

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

I just wanna say thank you to my mom for refusing to let me get my belly button pierced for 4 straight years. #4evergrateful

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Found a Banksy original at the North York IKEA #blessed http://t.co/mRFQ0LxNu9

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

If anyone is curious about how it feels to accept the immediate inevitability of death, I *highly* recommend food poisoning.

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

All of my trust issues can be traced back to warm March days

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Nobody wins unless they cross the finish line at the same time tho

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

I'm just typing this so the ghosts in my room think I'm popular

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

The worst part of insomnia is discovering that the same cat comes to my window at 4am every morning and stares at me in bed.

[Leah Ostry @LeahOstry]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, *places barrel of gun in mouth*

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

girl pile in Studio 8H http://t.co/7kf07BIFZE