Paul

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

“@TSBible: Paul Scholes hates interruptions! http://t.co/dT4UldJWib”

>>Ha!! Legend.

[Paul @Leamhoop]

It's nice to see Mbia has lost none of those silky skills he showed when playing for Rangers

[Paul @Leamhoop]

@Tallblondejen Try Eurosport, Barton is commentating. Should be eventful and controversial. As well as sexist.

[Paul @Leamhoop]

The toughest drinking game - forfeit is to turn ITV+1

[Paul @Leamhoop]

This ITV coverage is cringeworthy. I've muted the sound and I'm making up my own commentary. Chiles has never sounded better.

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Pitbull! Scraping the barrel!! The sound is awful. Let's get going with the football please! PLEASE!

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Is there an advert Joe Hart isn't in?

[Paul @Leamhoop]

On our way to Loftus Road. Come on you R'sssss

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Come on Rangers!!

[Paul @Leamhoop]

In the Don Amoss suite at the iPro stadium, presented with a Derby scarf to wear, I'd rather freeze!!!!! Come on you R'ssssssss

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Come on Rangers! Three points away at Burnley please!!!
You R'ssss!!

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Just spending the day sitting outside a multitude of women's stores waiting for Kel to find a dress that she actually likes.......

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Right then Rangers, 3 points, a hat trick from Austin (need the points for Fantasy Rangers) and a good solid performance tonight please!

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Come on Rangers!

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Listening to Mark Bircham on TalkSport, I loved sitting in the R Block singing his song. Happy memories.

[Paul @Leamhoop]

What a goal. Just brilliant.

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Hey Mr Stelling, go easy with the old hair gel!!?!

[Paul @Leamhoop]

Now come on the Rangers!!! Let's stick it to the Baggies today! I demand a win!!!

[Paul @Leamhoop]

I'm beginning to worry that the amount of hate I have for Chelscum is actually quite unhealthy.