I think it’s important for comedians to take chances and speak their minds no matter the consequences and so I’ve decided to come and say how I feel.
Some of these businesses stuff their napkin dispensers too full and it makes it very difficult to get a napkin out.
Cancel me!
@ditzkoff ICYMI: The day Gilda passed away was a Saturday, and Steve Martin happened to be hosting. On #SNL50 they alluded to this clip, but here is the beautiful remembrance he offered as the monologue with it in full. 😢(5/20/1989)
music is the coolest thing to be obsessed with. books are second. movies a distant third. chess is fourth. mini-golf five. the devil is six. then god is seven. then god is seven. then god is seven. this monkey's gone to heaven. this monkey's gone to heaven.