The(Anti)SocialClub

The inner thoughts of that introvert friend you hang out with, but just don't understand...
Volume One to be published in 2016

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

I unlocked $20 Rush tickets for People, Places & Things at @stannswarehouse on @TodayTix! https://t.co/Mt7r6bRqBm #TodayTixRush #SAWPPT

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

Can we bring back the monarchy? #CNNDebate

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

@MikeHuckabeeGOP equating abortion to slavery? Have you read a history book? That is where your medieval ideology belongs. @CNN #CNNDebate

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

Yes, saving a few dollars this fiscal year is more important than the continuing functionality of our planet #GOPCircus

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

@BernieSanders, I cannot wait to see you take one of these jokers on.

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

@JebBush looks like he needs some OJ...get the man a stool or a wheel chair #outpacedoutraced #GOPDebate #GOPCircus

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

I'm sorry, but is anyone else as terrified by the lack of blinking in @TedCruz? It's like a poorly funded third reich reboot

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

A megalomaniac, a legacy, eight bigots and a thug walk into a bar...wait, I mean debate...no...how did this joke go? #GOP #GOPcomedyhour

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

With people like #kimdavis and @realDonaldTrump, you can't help but wonder whether the wrong species evolved to inherit the earth

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

Being stood up= 👎
Being stood up by your ex= 👎👎👎
Being stood up by your ex for the emotional booty call you set up= 👎👎👎👎💀😭🔥💥🍷👿💩🍕🍟💔🚬🔪😐

[The(Anti)SocialClub @LeAntiSocialite]

I'm not an alcoholic...I just need booze to handle you and your five friends gossiping at once #passthejameson