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Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss.

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Software dev life

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@jerkeyray Already have a good one. Maybe that’s an interviewee filter

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@Ar3Just @Anchovy_Pizza No 40W plasma rifle

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@_imdawon Because I’d like to buy $50k but doubt the stock will settle down anytime soon. IPO pricing is always messy.

That and I’ve met enough SpaceX employees and their wives to know that a good deal of the older ones are looking forward to their shares being unlocked.

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@_imdawon So many unlocks coming up in the first 6 months.

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@tekbog Run hard as if Steve Balmer was chasing you through the Backrooms

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@qualk37 @ian_bruh1 Probably an AI pretending to be transgender human

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@qualk37 The girl

[Stefan @schteppe]

Unit tests are for testing code, but…

Who tests the unit tests?

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@tekbog It’s doomed

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@oxcrowx We r bros

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@ChShersh

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I need a comment formatter that formats very long code comments to look like WH40k cruisers.

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@schteppe I C what you did there

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@_imdawon Because AI companies are staffed by people who hate humans.

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@NewAgeRetroNerd You don’t get paid to type. You are paid to think.

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Everyone who has been in this business for any length of time knows that Zuck is an absolutely incompetent CEO.

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

You cannot make this up: Meta nuked teams like Integrity so bad that services are without oncall coverage 💀

Let me spell it out: it’s more important for Zuck to reassign devs from security/integrity teams to do data labelling than for these teams to have functioning oncalls…

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@ChShersh @lauriewired In place compression brings back unpleasant memories from the mid 90s

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@zekramu Model 3 is good
Corolla is also good

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@ChShersh C<=>