Remember the big storm January 2025 and how the government came to our aid, no, I don't remember it either, however, I do recall farmers coming out clearing our roads with their tractors and chainsaws using their own fuel to help us.
Twenty years ago we released ‘Comeback Girl’.
It blows our minds that twenty years later the song is still being played all the time. We’ve been sent videos of the song blasting out of bars in Tasmania, tuk-tuk’s in India, taxi’s in Brazil. It’s kinda mad Ted.
Nice 1, Loose HQ.
All the CO₂ savings Ireland has made since 2000 (at huge expense and impairing economic growth) are effectively erased by China in under *10 hours* at their current emission rate.
Listen, let’s get one thing straight, toast is superior to bread, end of.
Bread’s alright, but it’s just toast that ain’t been cooked yet. Lazy bread. Untapped potential.
Toast’s the main event. Bread’s just the warm up act.
You whack a slice in the toaster, it comes out golden, crunchy, ready for action.
You put butter on it and it melts into it like it was meant to be there. That’s not just breakfast, that’s a spiritual experience.
Now try doing that with plain bread. What do you get? Soggy sadness.
Toast can hold its own.
Want jam? Done. Peanut butter? Easy. Beans? Toast says, “bring it on.”
Try that with a slice of bread and it folds like a wet napkin.
Don’t even get me started on soldiers for a dippy egg.
If you’re dipping plain bread into an egg, go have a strong word with yourself and give ya head a wobble.
Toast is reliable. Toast has backbone.
Bread’s soft. Toast is a grafter.
So yeah, bread is alright. But toast? Toast is the absolute governor.
Crispy. Warm. BOSH❤️