Looney Leash

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[Looney Leash @Leashpiece]

@edgetulsa Josh, if you HAD to make a festival lineup, who would you choose? #twittertuesday

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I thought waiting at the tag office was bad. These service customers at Subi are wiiiild.

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I’m too anxious for friends who use the “come see me” statement as an invite. Where will you be? What will we do? Who else is invited? What’s the dress code?

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I hate it here.

[News On 6 @NewsOn6]

Gov. Stitt Signs Bill Banning Abortion From The Point Of Fertilization https://t.co/0UBVrbFkR0

[Looney Leash @Leashpiece]

A new client of mine guessed I was married to a woman and I’ve never been more proud.

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Some of y’all really stay naming your kids dumb shit.

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“F*** you white devil!!” && with that, let’s get this weekend in NOLA poppin’ 😂

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

Recently saw patient for COVID round 2

Had COVID last spring with long hospital stay

Now admitted with reinfection. Unvaccinated

He couldn't believe he had COVID again

Had been told he had life-long immunity

The misinformation on infection-induced immunity is costing lives

[Looney Leash @Leashpiece]

If you got Turnpike tickets to turn around and sell for $300+, your momma's a hoe.

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It’s feeling really 2020 out here & I’m not a fan. Who knew 2020-20222 would be like a shitty trilogy?

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These 90 day fiancé folks drop $10k on vacations in a year and I sweat a $400 plane ticket. We aren’t the same.

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TikTok just said “the bar for men doesn’t need to be so low that satan wipes his a&$ with it” and I just…can’t think of a better analogy ever so I’ll be using this one.

[Looney Leash @Leashpiece]

Ugh. Restarting Shameless. When will I stop being in love with men smoking cigarettes, especially Lip Gallagher?

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I wish my area had a female/non-binary only gym like old school curves. It’s never the right time to hear someone sound like they’re ejaculating every time they lift a weight over 50 lbs.

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@JimInhofe Childhood trauma is a massive issue in our community which requires a meaningful response. Please lend your support by co-sponsoring the bipartisan RISE from Trauma Act today! #HOPEisNEAR

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@senatorlankford Childhood trauma is a massive issue in our community which requires a meaningful response. Please lend your support by co-sponsoring the bipartisan RISE from Trauma Act today! #HOPEisNEAR

[Looney Leash @Leashpiece]

Today’s parents follow and document their child’s every hiccup & treat kids like reality TV stars, and then ask why the kids struggle with entitlement.

[Looney Leash @Leashpiece]

“Don’t tread on me” folks are the worst drivers.

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Being 30 is having a lot to live for, like using a new air fryer after work or changing the bag for the first time in your ✨fancy✨ kitchen trash can.

[Looney Leash @Leashpiece]

I like to keep my daily routines changing so if I have a stalker their plans are foiled repeatedly. #whyamilikethis #thanksUnsolvedMysteries