🧵1 / On spiders, sex and getting a fright in the morning 😱😆
So I… 🎶Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen / pour myself a cup of… 🎶 WHOA!!! WHAT IS THAT???
I jump back, instantly wide awake. Spider is desperately trying to get out of the sink. I stop the water from running, get some kitchen towel, dry the sink and try to coax it onto a piece of paper. Spider’s like “Waaaaah!” and freezes. I need a plan B
@ThomasWillett9 Being gay is not an identity, it just is. And it’s bigoted to use your status as a gay man to advocate against women’s rights. I don’t expect you’re clever enough to understand the argument, even if many patient men and women have tried, though.