Bobby Veres

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@BarstoolBigCat Vontaze Burfict is now the frontrunner for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award

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Next time I'm in the mosh at a @foals concert I'm going to scream "SPAAAAAAAACE!" and start spinning and moving people away #claustrophobic

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@zjipsen darn I'm out of jokes I should have Franz Ferdiplanned better

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@zjipsen if they were fans of American cars they would be Franz Fordinand

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@zjipsen if they had cats their cats could make a band called Franz Purrdinand

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if @Franz_Ferdinand played a show drunk you could call them Franz Liqueurdinand. @zjipsen

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i've conditioned myself to do hair flips even when i don't have any hair. if you see me do it don't worry i have not been posessed by demons

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@canunots @eabeeman your present to a certain someone?

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so today i found baked potato flavored pringles. why flavor potato chips to taste like potatoes?

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@zjipsen @eabeeman damn we lookin fly

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@WhoTinFam why so #gravated all the timd

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@Ridicrulis would you have provided me with a conveniently located bathroom though?

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@Ridicrulis 1.25 for a bathroom. Came with a free bagel

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@WhoTinFam huuseless?

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@Ridicrulis @zjipsen SON. how dare you disrespect your father

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Some man just pulled a slice of pizza out of a cardboard packaging box, licked it, and put it back. Berkeley wat r u doin stahp

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@Ridicrulis J-Rod pls

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@Ridicrulis I love Porsches the license plate will be my never-ending message to you, Rod

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@zjipsen @Ridicrulis you obviously didn't look hard enough up here in the better Cal, because I found it in a mirror