Leeboy

saving life's on the daily

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Liquor in the back stick er in the front

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Just so everyone knows he had heels on and his calves were poppin #dropitlikeitshot

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Seen my first cross dresser tonight. Had chest hairs popping out of his woman’s shirt......They don’t make women like they used to

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Buick’s are just like crocs....everyone makes fun of them until they try it out.

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Ever since I was 5 I’ve been waiting for my parents to wake me up in the middle of the night and tell me we are going to Disney World. Hopefully they do it pretty soon.... I’m getting kind of old

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Rule #3: if you’re in a need for khaki pants, just bleach your blue jeans. Apparently they turn khaki colored

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Rule #2: rain or shine always take the unit to the region

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Always keep the region polished and ready to go. #eelpout2018

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

I paid $8 for a beer today.......

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

I blame cell phones for the dumb rumble strip in the middle of the road.

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Kinda weird how I can spend $40 in alcohol no problem but $40 dollars in groceries is just a waste of hard earned money.

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Guys go for girls on a crazy/hot scale. Girls go for guys on a money/how annoying they are scale. Why can't we just be drunk and happy!?!?

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Finally warm enough to pee outside again 👍 #blessed

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

Take a couple shots of expresso, get that coffee buzz on and hit the woods. #killzone

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

I would like to say you're not a piece of shit, but you can't polish a turd

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

@WIZHALEYFA only 4 more months!😁

[Leeboy @LeBarkeim]

In need of an eelpout kind of weekend.