Laoch

ball so hard they had to take one away

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

being a republican is just an endless cycle of not understanding how anything works and crying about it

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

The kill-everything-and-everyone-fuck-you guy passes kill-everything-and-everyone-fuck-you bill

[ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @ShitlibSupreme]

Upholding a policy that existed since 1868 is destroying America? Yall are so fucking stupid and hysterical.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Could be the biggest losing day for the Japanese and Germans in quite some time 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

First penalty shootout at the World Cup

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

This is mistress #2 who’s, coincidentally, also a married Christian influencer that’s devoted to Jesus, her husband, her children and Pedo Paxton.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Is everything in Europe made out of wax or something?

[reb @rebmasel]

been in France for 10 days and more concerning than lack of A/C is the French man’s strong-willed refusal to discover aluminum deodorant. you need to pick one❤️ whichever one❤️ but one nonetheless❤️

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

it’s important to me that the pope has been to a frat party even if it was a daytime frat party of eight

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Loitering is not permitting at the giant billion dollar reflecting pool we built specifically to stand and do nothing at

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Colombia scored a game winning goal against Portugal and it was disallowed because they called THIS offsides 😭

INSANE!

[Covie @covie_93]

They tried to impeach Joe Biden because Hunter worked on the board of a gas company and sold paintings.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Freedom, stupid.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

The first SENTENCE of the 1st Amendment states:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

Now if Mamdani did this in New York but with the Quran people would throw a fit.

That's why this shit isn't okay either. Keep Religion and government separate.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Call me crazy but if we have to demand "proof of life" videos just to make sure our Senators are still breathing, it might be time for term limits and a mandatory retirement age.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Apple Music is really terrible at shuffling music. Thousands of songs and it still finds a way to play the same 40 song.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

For anyone who is confused, the United States was founded on religious freedom, not Christianity.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

Whose official job is it to handle the Presidential Pee Pad?