E. Jesmer

[E. Jesmer @LectMrs]

When you meet @sebroche in real life at @fanxsaltlake and tell him he's hot - then proceed to scream when he hugs you. #mygod #hesmellsnice #frenchbelowthebelt

[E. Jesmer @LectMrs]

@MrJamesMay will you please come to Seattle for a gin signing? 😭🥺

[E. Jesmer @LectMrs]

I bought this when I was going through chemotherapy the first time and now that I'm going through it a second time - it gives me something to smile about. #valart @valkilmer

[E. Jesmer @LectMrs]

Hey @valkilmer! This one is mine! #ValArt

[E. Jesmer @LectMrs]

When you own a baking company and name a cupcake after @valkilmer ❤️

[ʎǝlɥsɐ @clownfarm]

someone found my lost debit card and is trying to have a really fun day with it

[Royal Daily Tea @RoyalDailyTea]

OMG Buckingham Palace has now officially entered the Royal Jam War and I am here for it lol! #buckinghampalace #meghanmarkle #royalnews #royaljamwar #ukroyals

[FAN of the Prince & Princess of Wales @TribesBritannia]

When you try and compete with the most famous brand on earth, the British Royal Family, you will always lose.

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

People often ask me how I stay in shape. It’s simple: clean living, diet, exercise…and 10 year old photos!

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

🤨🤡🌎 ... London is lost.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Are you ready for WWIII?

[EBS @estockbridge]

I was just in a men’s public restroom. There were feminine hygiene products available for free.

So I finished washing and drying my hands and went about my day completely unbothered by things that don’t affect me.

Because I’m not a pansy-ass little snowflake.

[Royal News Network @RNN_RoyalNews]

Samantha Cohen, who had the unfortunate task of working for Meghan Markle, recently told the Herald Sun: “The Queen had no ego, she was so comfortable in herself, yet she loved it when things went wrong. If a cake was not cutting, or a plaque didn’t unveil, because everything was so perfectly organised, it spiced her life up when things went wrong.”

That’s the kind of boss you want. One that rolls with the punches and sees the humor in situations. Meghan was allegedly a rather humorless bully who made her staff miserable.

https://t.co/uTPy5nZqEi

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Am I the only person that thinks it is strange that lightning legit struck The Statue of Liberty yesterday and an earthquake hit New York today?

[E. Jesmer @LectMrs]

Why does @JeremySisto sound like @ToddStashwick? 🤣

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

When Kurt Russell was a kid, he worked with Charles Bronson.

On discovering it was Bronson's birthday, Russell gave him a gift.

Bronson took the gift and left without a word, leaving Russell worried he had upset him.

Later, Bronson called Russell to his dressing room and quietly said he had never received a birthday gift before. Bronson grew up very poor, with fourteen siblings, and worked in mines from a young age, never completing school or experiencing much kindness.

Bronson was touched by Russell's gesture. He later gifted Russell a skateboard for his birthday, and they became lifelong friends.

[Canellecitadelle @Canellelabelle]

Prince William
• Lost Mother in a tragic accident
• Lost Grandmother and grandfather in the space of 2 years.
• Estranged spiteful brother
• His Father is battling cancer
•His wife is battling cancer
•Has 3 children under 11 to protect and raise.
• He is trying to keep the Monarchy going and still keep a brave face in the face of all this.
Doing all this Quietly.
Lord, Even Future Kings are humans and need a break❤️‍🩹
#WeStandWithYouWilliam

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Anne Frank photographed with her sister Margot at the beach in Zandvoort, Netherlands, in 1940.

Margot was the elder sister of Anne, and according to Anne’s diary, she also had kept a diary of her own, but no trace of it has ever been found.

She died in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in 1945.

[E. Jesmer @LectMrs]

Btw, I was the one who gave you toffee at SummerCon in Puyallup last year 😂🙌