Master of Fighting Words, Led Lawless

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@KitzBubbles @PlayUndisputed It defaults to where you're not guarding. Come in with your guard high, blocking? It'll throw low all day.

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@SeattleFire Why does all of belltown smell like burning plastic?

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@elonmusk

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@jephjacques I like to call what Emmett has "movie luck." If I tried to sell the things that had happened to me as a movie script, no-one would be able to suspend disbelief that far. A sib calls it "rolling ones and twenties."

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@atrupar The Doctor has been unable to build a small coalition of universe-enslaving Daleks.

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@MaskedSingerFOX
#maskedsinger #QueenofHearts

Calling it now so y'all can see.
The Queen of Hearts is Chilli from TLC.

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Don't worry. A few more big releases, and Vince can pursue his true creative vision for WWE, no longer held back by actually having wrestlers.

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@GEICO_Service Problem was resolved, same day. Thank you for your help.

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@GEICO I was so happy with the service on the accident that totaled my car. Until you cut off the rental 5 days before I received my check, without notifying me. The adjuster, and his supervisor, will not return calls or messages, and the people on the claims line say call him

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@GEICO_Service Credit where credit is due, I was made whole within a few hours of making the tweet.

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@Ntro9

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Now with teeth!

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I got the David Allan Coe vaccine. Now I can't see nothing but spotlights.

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Boosting for a friend. #BradyTESD

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@BuddyRuthless Anything that involves a microphone in one hand and money in the other.

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You can bet this is going on T-shirts.

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Artwork by @ZMannZilla

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@ColeHankuff @Evan_Fury Kayfabe, son!

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https://t.co/Mx1rlkubY5

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Overton defenestration.

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@rhoderedpvd Yes please, please someone open that maw already.