My girlfriend got rear ended. The first cop that showed up & investigated said she was not at fault . The lady who hit her was upset and called up her husband who happened to be a cop, he shows up and now all of a sudden the accident was my girlfriend's fault. How the fuck is
stajımda ortapedi vakasını izleme fırsatı bulmuştum doktor çekici ritimli vuruyordu bana dönüp ritimli vurmayınca mutsuz oluyorum böyle kulağa melodi gibi geliyor demişti travma bir ameliyattı
The setup for this joke is one of the funniest things in the show. Spending the whole episode thinking the teacher is trying to sleep with his student only for him to want to fuck Ted is so good
my grandma saw my twitter pointed at the crow suit and said "what's that?"
i said, "oh, well, i was at convention...you know like they have for comics. it's like a comic con-"
she said "i know what a furry is"
When im about to discover the cure for cancer but my unemployed friend informs me that the sequel to the doujin i shot ropes to 4 years ago just dropped