Darren Ledbetter

[Darren Ledbetter @LedVader]

@SunWeatherMan Imagine spending your whole life believing you were actually doing a damn thing affecting climate change, only to die in the pole shift micronova cataclysm.

[Darren Ledbetter @LedVader]

@SunWeatherMan "American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan. I said touch nothing, but y'all a bunch of cowboys." Commence to beat the shit out of the canooter valve with a pipe wrench.

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@SunWeatherMan Afraid of a little water? I don't think the model is completely correct, but there's a reason I have a boat.

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@noahcoaster @SunWeatherMan Welcome to your first colonoscopy prep.

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@AposematicHate @Hammerhand12 You do not know what responsibility, accountability or your true nature are. All you know is jealousy surrounding the online hookers outing themselves en mass for profit, while more men have no choice but to notice. Speed run to societal collapse, say bye bye to social security

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@Alex7Shiro @Hammerhand12 Men create society, wahmen profit off the hard work, fee fails got to vote for "free shit", Men walk away and build a new society after relearning wahmens true nature. You want virgin Men? Show me you raised a woman worthy of such a thing, and don't forget the dowry fuckin simp.

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@AposematicHate @Hammerhand12 Shotgun weddings don't work, your ilk will just turn around and divorcejack half his shit anyway thru no-fault.

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@Scottie36912 @SunWeatherMan There are two sphinx, possibly three. Are you saying they are anatomically exaggerated?

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@Opinionated_Ben @SunWeatherMan No matter, someone out there got pregnant, married or poisoned and this is their out.

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@SunWeatherMan Eat something, you snickers starved fuck.

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@Snackerchip @SunWeatherMan When it's 50 dungarees fahrfegneugen and the truck pyrometer says 105, you notice.

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@drokroks68821 @SunWeatherMan People looking for pain relief don't necessarily need to inhale smoke. Nicotine has been proven therapeutic, and with several pathways.

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@BeauSinklear @SunWeatherMan "Some" needs to be quantified for overall statistical relevance.

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@SunWeatherMan Joy's Law, sounds like the Sun got its fee fees hurt and is now rebelling against the norm until we pay more taxes to do something about it, even if it's wrong.

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@Kelly1623082211 @SunWeatherMan Ice bugs from Klendathu, or mile high club std sample.

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@BillyBobofWV @SunWeatherMan I keep stumbling onto situations in which to say "We're not ready for Starfish Poopers."

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@ZachBrowne @FAAFO07 @SunWeatherMan Klendathu?

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@SunWeatherMan @SumpterDick Splodey bits shotguns our system.

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@SunWeatherMan Shitsurei desu ga, sore wa daijobu desu. Hisashiburi ne.

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@mowerycory14 @Freebird066 @SunWeatherMan I think you may be on to something there. Decent antithesis.