Liam Connolly

A real God Damn American,
sigma chi, usmc

[Liam Connolly @Lee_I_m]

@united No I need my girlfriend to learn when a trip wouldn't be worth flying

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Went from wonderful weekend with my girlfriend to alone in a hotel room. #unitedairlines

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I have never been in #rossdressforless and not heard a screaming child

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Happy to hear that @BobHugin is the Republican candidate for NJ senator. There is nothing I'd like to see more than another Marine in the senate #SemperFi

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@kyliekuizema That third person is accompanied by their date

Handgelina

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How it looks to me when I see a white kid with corn rows. #prisonmike

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I guess no one can wake you up now @Avicii

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

I’ve watched this loop no less than 27 times and I am not ashamed https://t.co/vlPFXRla0u

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@Thats_So_Kraven Think fast, there's someone pulling up about 100 yards away.

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You pull up at a two-lane stop light, in one lane there's a Prius and then the other one a minivan with a a bunch of soccer mom stickers on it. Which Lane do you go in?

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It is confirmed that in New Jersey Rush Hour starts at 2. #reasonsjerseysucks

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Whomst'd've'st dares to wake me in the moningeron the coziest of couches!?!?

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Its not saying much but..... https://t.co/gNTeIMUIRP

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Watched kids in the store today play a game called "touch the booty". You may be like 5 now kids but these days even that is old enough to be a sex offender

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FDU's no cutoff rule in the gym is total crap. Now I have to rock #shortshorts to show some skin

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You ever get stuck with someone who smells like sweat standing in front of you and you can't leave? Yeah fuck #cashiering

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@CNN praised North Korea
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WHAT!?! Does this say nothing about them?!?!

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@PhilPolacek .... Becky used to lemme smash. But now she's smashing Ben. Ben Is a ho