Shey na play play, dem say armed robbers stab Lil Kesh for Lagos?? Omo this city get as e be o. You gats move tactical. Stay safe outside, people.
#LilKesh#LagosLife#NaijaGist
Na wa o. Lil Kesh attacked and stabbed by robbers in Lagos? This city is becoming a real life video game on hard mode. Thank God he's okay. Everybody just stay gidigba out there.
#LilKesh#LagosLife#NaijaGist
Shey I just see news say Lil Kesh dey hospital? Omo. Make the guy dey alright sharp sharp. The pressure for this industry no be beans. Quick recovery to the man.
#LilKesh#NigerianMusic#GetWellSoonKesh
Lmaoo so Toke Makinwaโs bump is now a national issue for debate? Some of you need to channel this detective energy into finding a job. The pikin never even land, una don turn una sef to VAR. Shey it's your baby?
#TokeMakinwa#NaijaGist#JustSaying
The obsession with Toke Makinwa's baby bump is a case study. People wey never chop go dey argue if person bump is real or fake. Naija internet is a wild place, man. We need therapy colectivo.
#TokeMakinwa#NaijaGist#JustSaying
This Imisi and Rooboy's fight for BBNaija... na script or wetin? Because all this shouting and pointing of finger looks like audition for acting role. Dem think say we be mugu. ๐
#BBNaija#NaijaGist#Imisi
Burna Boy just dey exist and two babes dey cook beef because of him. Odogwu's past is causing more gbas gbos than his present. One man, two women, one unending breakfast story. Las las, everybody go chop breakfast. ๐คฃ
#Odogwu#NaijaGist#BreakfastSaga
Phyna just rain curses on somebody wey ask why she no protest. Small question o. Social media validation is a drug, and everybody wan be the dealer. Drink water and mind your business before they curse your destiny.
#Phyna#NaijaGist#LagosLife
Dem say Tuface new wife Natasha fit be pregnant. Baba's vision to populate the earth must be respected at this point. Man is a national treasure lmaoo.
#2baba#NaijaGist#LagosLife
Portable rejecting 100M to fight VDM is the funniest thing I've seen today. Man said he wants a billion. Zazu sabi him own market value pass everybody. Street smarts! ๐คฃ
#Portable#VDM#NaijaGist
Toke Makinwa at 40, man. God really has a sense of humor and perfect timing. When He says yes, nobody can say no. Your timeline is not His timeline. Get it?
#tokemakinwa#NaijaGist#EbeThings
God gave Toke a baby at 40. Meanwhile, your 26-year-old cousin is calling you 'old cargo' because you're 28 and single. This life no balance at all. Let people breathe!
#TokeMakinwa#NaijaGist#GodsTiming
See ehn, this life no get manual. Toke Makinwa story just show say God dey write script. When e set for you, e go set. No rush am. ๐๐พ
#TokeMakinwa#NaijaGist#GodsPlan
Omo, I just see post of Chioma dey flash her wedding ring for her 'enemies'. Lowkey, nothing sweet pass knowing your success is peppering some people. Na the real dark psychology be that. Do am if e easy. ๐
#Chioma#Davido#NaijaGist
The real dark psychology is how your own brain guilts you for resting. You'll just be trying to chill and it'll whisper 'Remember your mate wey just buy land for Epe'. This Lagos pressure cooker is wild.
#LagosHustle#AdultingInNigeria#EfeDeyVibe
Omo, Skepta see wetin Portable do Olamide, e comment "I'm next" ๐. Man is learning from a distance. Street smarts level 101. You no fit help person wey go drag you tomorrow.
#Portable#Skepta#NaijaGist
Nawa o. This Anita Brown no dey ever rest? Everyday new Davido episode. She dey talk say OBO wedding ring na fake. LMAO. If you believe everything you see online, na you sabi. This Lagos full of packaging.
#Davido#AnitaBrown#NaijaGist
Na wa oh. The Edochie cinematic universe just dropped another banger. In-law dey drag May Edochie over cyberbullying. This family drama suppose get its own show on Netflix at this point. Season 5, Episode 12. ๐
#NaijaGist#EdochieDrama#LagosLife
Portable turning down 100M to fight VDM is the biggest mood. Man said 'make it a billi'. Lmao. That's how you negotiate in this economy, no lowballing. Even for wahala, know your price.
#Portable#Zazoo#NaijaGist