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The Alicianater
@leechee420
Beard connoisseur. I once used the word whom correctly in a sentence. @LuckoftheDraw86 is the Jack to my Coke.
Iowa
Joined February 2009
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leechee420
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Dead Pan Nick
@Contwixt
almost 10 years ago
At least once per day I look up at the Sun and think that star is too damn close and we should be more alarmed.
leechee420
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skepanie
@goodhairperson
about 9 years ago
[doctor examining my body after my mysterious death] wow. I've never seen a human body composed of such a high percentage of mashed potatoes
The Alicianater
@leechee420
over 8 years ago
@blondie0903 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
leechee420
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mustard clown
@markydoodoo
over 8 years ago
I’m so bored I just checked to see if I had any apps to update
Who to follow
DemonDastardly
@mydmac
My tweets are my own, unless it’s a common ass phrase or cliche, ya moron -Memento Mori https://t.co/1xSHeAgHMT
Pugnado 🐾🌪
@LuvPug
writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
GrossHopper
@AGStr8upNinja
Canadian Scum https://t.co/R5ypMjE6u3…
The Alicianater
@leechee420
over 9 years ago
@blaha_Who
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leechee420
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mustard clown
@markydoodoo
over 9 years ago
[GOD CREATING SKUNKS] How about a big ferret that sucks
The Alicianater
@leechee420
over 9 years ago
Threw my back out fucking the other day. I have officially reached the "ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sex" stage of my life.
leechee420
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Josh
@iwearaonesie
over 9 years ago
9: Have you seen my harmonica? [flashback to me smashing it with a hammer] me: Did you look under your bed?
leechee420
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Teej
@curiousteej
over 12 years ago
Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish
The Alicianater
@leechee420
over 9 years ago
I haven't tweeted in awhile because I've been very busy hating my fucking life.
leechee420
retweeted
The Flounder Pounder
@Amiigat
about 11 years ago
You can trust me. I'm from the Internet.
leechee420
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Baby Swayze
@buhsbaby
over 10 years ago
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
leechee420
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mustard clown
@markydoodoo
about 10 years ago
There should be a way to search pics in my camera roll just typing stuff like "that one where I don't have a triple chin" or "that cute dog"
leechee420
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Eric B
@enigmaterics
almost 10 years ago
Words happen. Words are hard.
leechee420
retweeted
🇺🇸Frank Whítehouse 🇺🇸
@WheelTod
over 10 years ago
"Son, it's time we had the talk" *puts on porn DVD "So anyway, sex is the exact opposite of that. Good talk, son."
leechee420
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🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦
@FatherRedMcgee
almost 10 years ago
Girl, I'm going to pick you up on my BMX, share a grape popsicle with you, and then take you back to my place to watch "Thundercats"
leechee420
retweeted
🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦
@FatherRedMcgee
almost 10 years ago
Dear Fully Grown Man wearing a hoodie with kitten ears, Do you realize that you're a Fully Grown Man wearing a hoodie with kitten ears?
leechee420
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🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦
@FatherRedMcgee
almost 10 years ago
I've replaced all of my coworkers normal scissors with safety scissors just to show them how competent I think they all really are.
leechee420
retweeted
🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦
@FatherRedMcgee
almost 10 years ago
If you could convert Political Twitter into a sound, it would be the sound of a fart that lasts 43 years.
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