Nolu💙💕

[Women Love Each Other @mbathambali493]

Because why are you greeting me when I literally saw you NOT greeting lobhuti ondlule phambi kwami? If you're so "polite" umyekeleni yena?

[𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑮 𝑳𝒀𝑭 @LongLyf2]

Omphile is still missing. A simple repost can help bring Omphile home.

[C @cyrusamanya]

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

[Arsenal Babe @arsenalbabe_]

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.

With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.

The boy calmly replied:
“Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.”

After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.

That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

[arnold_king🤴 @iamarnoldworld]

But which country colonized Nigeria with that English they speak. 😂

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Not having children changes very little about your life. Having children on the other hand changes everything about it. Out of all the major decisions you can make, this is the one you cannot undo. You can leave a marriage, quit a job, move countries and always start over but

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

I'm the type to restart a song cus I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

[MORAL Authority @lavidaNOTA]

Any company hiring in South Africa…

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

instead of saying thank you, someone said: "May God ease things for you as you have eased things for me." and it haven't left me since then.

[iamopeyemi🃏 @OpeYeemiii]

I once dated someone who brought out a side of me I didn’t even recognize. It was easily the worst relationship I’ve ever had. I went from being calm, kind, and level-headed to constantly angry, argumentative, and raising my voice in ways that just weren’t me. I genuinely didn’t like who I became during that time. It’s something I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

😂

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

—Only female bees produce honey-male bees only mate with the queen, they don’t work, they don’t defend the hive. Their only role is to mate.
—Only female ants make up the colony-Males exist mainly to mate with queens during nuptial flight and they die shortly after. The entire colony (workers, soldiers) are female.
—Only female plants produce fruits-Male plants only produce pollen. Female plants produce the actual fruit
—Only female spiders sometimes survive after mating-Males mainly exist to find and mate with females. Sometimes they even get eaten after mating.

Every other male species are inferior but somehow human males think nature made them superior.

[Nolu💙💕 @LeeChocolate4]

@odedanilo She needs to see this😍 @NomzamoMbatha

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Don’t ever make plans for money that has not entered your account. Until you receive a credit alert, it is not real.

2. When you have money, buy things in bulk. Cook in bulk and grocery shop in bulk. Buy everything you need in doubles. It will cost more now, but it will save you money later.

3. Make it a habit to buy at least one piece of clothing every month, even if it is just a shirt, cap, or pair of pants.

4. Learn to tell people no without feeling guilty or having to explain yourself, especially those you don’t go to when you are in need.

5. Womanizing is the easiest route to going back to zero. It has little to no ROI. Do not invest in it.

6. Whenever you want to make an impulse purchase, wait another 24 hours. If you still need it after that time frame, go ahead with it.

7. Always fill your gas, and keep cooked soup and stew in your fridge. This will save you on rainy days.

8. Other people’s emergencies are not yours. You might be dipping into your savings for someone who has locked theirs away for other purposes.

9. Decline invites that will hurt your budget. Sometimes, it is better to send a small token than to go out of your way to attend an event.

10. Don’t ever use shame to chest billing. If you attend to every touching story, soon enough it will be your own story that is touching. Be frugal; it is hard to find help out there.

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

Onezwa Mbola's life is RICH in all respects. She grows her own non-GMO food, vegetables, herbs, meat from animals and chickens she breeds. She lives in a coastal village in the Eastern Cape, so she walks a short distance to the ocean to get her seafood, from oysters, mussels, fish you name it. She grinds her own samp and mielie meal, uses a traditional grinding stone that I last saw when my grandmother was still alive. She makes her own pasta from scratch with a machine. From time to time she cooks a feast for the community. You can see how smooth and glowing her skin is that there is no food poison in her system. To say I admire her life and lifestyle is an understatement. I love her and follow her content. Her videos are not downloadable, so I hope you can access or check it out. ❤️
Check out Onezwa Mbola's video! #TikTok https://t.co/RGLi6q1FYa

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

I hate how iSocial media has made us forget that kunama stages empilweni and it is normal to be broke, have broke friends, partners and so on and mostly importantly to be unemployed. These are stages in life. Abanye baba nenhlanhla to get jobs at a young age and are able to afford a certain lifestyle, some aren't and it's okay. I want us to be okay with where we are in life whilst striving for the better.

[Aliyu, H. S. @HASPhD]

Government cars always seem to be in a hurry! That sense of urgency is not reflected anywhere in their official duties.

But why ??

[Tannie @nubian6]

22 yrs ago I fell pregnant with this boy. His father was told 10yrs prior to me meeting him that he’ll never have kids because of the accident he had prior. We dated for 8 months and got married on the 9th and he had asked me if I didn’t have an issue marrying anyone who couldn’t have kids. My answer was YES, cos in my mind i was like if I met you without kids I can love you without. We got married and a year later we had a small altercation over a spinach that I wanted to make for our super, he just gently asked me “love when are you going to find out how far along you are and I I laughed cos i knew there was no way I can be with a child. That day, on a Friday I decided to go consult so I can prove him wrong and the Dr told me I was 6 weeks pregnant. I called him to let him know and this man left work, got home and asked me to resign from work and he named him Ontshiametse because he said, whatever God gave to him was more than good enough for him.either a girl,boy,albino or crippled.We moved in to my mom’s cos of my accessive Hyperemesis gravidarum and lived there until Boeta turned 1. My one and only son is turning 21 today. I carried him for a full term-10 months and he was born weighing a whooping 3,840kg’s. I know that even othough daddy laser away 14 yrs ago, you are his good enough Ngwana ka. Happy birthday Ontshiametse Kgalalo Ditabo ya mama le daddy