paused mortem 💀

life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortem

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

After careful consideration, fuck this shit.

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

Nope, not a person.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Somtimes all you need is one person on your side.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

How old were you when you realized everything is stupid?

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

That's not what persons look like, Sophia.

[Sophia @Sophia_Sophi01]

Perfect example of one person trash is another person treasure

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i’m losing my spark who got a lighter

[Samuel @Sammy_1999_]

I may be a handful, but at least my penis isn't.

[Paul @PaulnotBrian]

Same, and that’s why it’s a fantasy 😅

[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

People who refer to Twitter as X give me the ick.

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

Day 2 of pride month and the amount of dick pics I've received is still zero. Homophobes.

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I'm catching the next train back to loserville baby, can I get a ride to the station

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

@Ghost_Marky Yes, but only the pretty one is aware. Baldy is hopelessly oblivious.

[i @tulobh]

In a masturbationship.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

no i don’t make any sense stop asking

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

It's pride month, send dick pics.

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I got some really good advice one time, didn't heed it and I'll do it again

[CX @C0unsel0rX]

I’ll be telling the funniest story, having the happiest conversation… all the while w/ one ear bud in listening to the saddest music you have ever heard.

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

@humanxmaybe I'll go have my legal name changed to Sometimes A. Person.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

sometimes a person just wants to disappear without a trace

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

"beware of fake accounts" all accounts are fake, grow up

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

It's pride month, so happy performative asses month!

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

I'd rather live happily ever now, than happily ever after.