Leedschef

Chef for 40 years, family man, lover of all good music, proud Yorkshireman living to far south of Gods own country, massive Leeds fan, looking for Leeds banter.

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Must be warm in Dallas, Summerville isn’t wearing gloves.

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@jonnyrmitch Don’t you want me by the human league and Fix you by bloody Coldplay

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@TheExtremeMusi1 Angine de Poitrine

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@JohnHann04 John. I agree with every word. I’m a Leeds fan. Yes, it’s great to be in the premier league but I loved the Championship. Less corrupt, proper football and a lot more fun. As for the World Cup. America! Football is probably its 3rd most popular sport. It’s all bollocks.

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@FollowMeAndLUFC Have a cracking day Heidi. It’s going to be bloody hot in that London. Drink plenty x

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How gambling works for those who have never placed a bet and don’t understand the odds system. If you place £10 on England to win the World Cup at 8-1, you lose £10.

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🚨🎙️| Joe Cole on the Spurs vs Leeds United game and how Leeds got absolutely robbed to help Spurs escape relegation:

🗣️ “Listen, I’m trying to understand how football fans are supposed to trust this anymore because what we saw in that Spurs vs Leeds game was absolute theatre. You freeze the live image and Dominic Calvert-Lewin is CLEARLY onside. You can literally see daylight between him and the last defender. Then suddenly VAR pulls out this cartoon animation with lines drawn from places nobody can even explain properly and now he’s magically offside? Come on.

And the worst part is what happened after it. If DCL is onside and from the real broadcast angle he absolutely looks onside, then the entire phase continues and you’re talking about a blatant penalty on him by Destiny Udogie in the box. Udogie doesn’t get the ball, clips the man, stops him getting through, and somehow VAR completely wipes the whole thing away because of an offside call that looks manufactured from a computer model instead of reality.

This is the problem with modern officiating. The live image says one thing, the ‘3D model’ says another, and conveniently the decision ends up favouring Tottenham in a relegation battle. That’s what’s going to infuriate people. Because if this happens to Leeds or Everton, everyone says ‘unlucky’. But when it’s Spurs needing points to survive, suddenly we get forensic geometry and invisible body parts deciding football matches.

People keep saying ‘trust the process’, what process? Fans are watching a real image with their own eyes and then being told to ignore it because a cartoon graphic generated five seconds later says otherwise. Football’s becoming less about the game and more about who can manipulate freeze frames best.

If that’s given at the other end against Leeds, I guarantee nobody overturns it. No chance. That’s why supporters feel like the game is being controlled instead of officiated. Spurs got away with one massively today, and Leeds fans have every right to feel robbed.”

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That’s it, safe with 3 to play. We can go out against the spuds tomorrow and play with no pressure. Let’s heap some pressure on them.

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@TheLeedsPress Anonymous

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It’s funny. You see a team in 14th place and you automatically assume they are safe. When it’s your own team you sit there doing every mathematical scenario there is.

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@Footballtweet If you hair like a girl, then it’s going to get caught in someone’s fingernails as they challenge for a ball. Get it cut and man up.

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At least until the world stops going round. #MOT

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Staying up is and has always been our priority. Nice cup run but cheated out of it. We go again on Friday, 3 points and I think we are definitely safe. At least the two most cheating teams in England can try and out cheat each other to the cup.

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Has Garnacho got the most punchable face in football?

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@FollowMeAndLUFC Have brilliant day Heidi. I’ll look out for you on the telly. 💛💙

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Nine points off a European place, 5 to go.

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Surely Leeds can get that red card overturned, as it was down to incompetent refereeing

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Fall over, get a free kick. Stay on your feet you big bunch of pansies.

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I’m gonna solve football.
How about the champions of each top division all into a competition just for champions and we call it the European cup. The cup winners from each league go into a competition called the cup winners cup. 2nd 3rd and 4th go into a competition called the uefa cup.
In division 2 we have a new play off format where the 24 teams all play each other home and away and the 3 teams with the most points get promoted and the 3 teams with the least points get relegated.
I think this may take off

#millwall #EFL @secondtierpod

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@SweetTexanRose @Joe89674851 Where’s the wake from the boat pulling the water skier? Love Ai